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The following example of filthy Clint/Phil porn is for [livejournal.com profile] cthonical, who was having a bit of a day yesterday. She asked for Guns and adrenaline-fueled post-danger fucking, possibly with a little blood and not waiting to get to a room. I hope you enjoy this, Nellie! ♥ Title from What You Need by The Weekend, which is my go-to smut writing song. XD Thanks muchly to [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub for looking this over! <3


Lemme take the friction from your lips
Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
NC-17
~2,000 words

Warnings: (safe, consensual) gun-play, semi-public sex


I just wanna take you there )
sirona_fics: (clint)


...I got nothing in the face of this perfection. NOTHING. EVERYTHING IS JRENNER AND NOTHING HURTS. ♥_____________♥
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Just because a) Clint/Phil all the fucking time, and also b) JRENNER’S FACE THAT CURES ALL EVILS. Let bamf!Clint sort your day out. ♥ And then let them take you home with them and change into Henleys and curl up on the couch with you in the middle. ♥♥♥

For all you guys who are having a pants day — here’s a cuddle, Clint/Phil style.









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Roses have been planted, and the table and chairs have been reinstated on the terrace. :D Good day so far.

I have survived my first few days of twitter and tumblr immersion! \0/ \0/ *relieved face* It's so much fun, though, I'm surprised I resisted for so long. BUT IT IS SERIOUSLY TIME-EATING, which when you're doing a 12hr shift by yourself is A BLESSING, but not so much when you're actually supposed to do work and stuff. D: I was meant to be doing edits on our avengers_bang rough draft, but shocking no one, I am nowhere right now. And it's Sunday, and I need a break, so today it isn't happening either. >.>;; I'll have to do better than that. :( Tomorrow it's coffee shop + laptop time, I feel. THERE IS JUST SO MUCH PRETTY TO LOOK AT. *______* Today there has been A LOT of bookshelf porn that has made me all warm and fuzzy. There was also this:



...WHICH IS THE FIRST THING I AM BUYING FOR MY FLAT WHEN IT'S FINALLY MOVING TIME. *______________* THE ONLY THING I WILL EVER NEED, SERIOUSLY. I WANTS IT, PRECIOUS. I WOULD NEVER MOVE IF I HAD THIS IN MY LIVING ROOM. WOULDN'T NEED A BEDROOM EITHER.

And then, of course, there's Jeremy Renner. ALL OF JEREMY RENNER (link a bit NWS). Here's a little something to illustrate:



BECAUSE I MEAN. *________*

There was also suit porn. IN OTHER WORDS, TUMBLR IS FULL OF THINGS THAT ARE RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS.

Okay, things other than tumblr. Guys, I would LOVE to talk about this. There are other sci fi geeks here, aren't there? (I'm... not the only one, right? D:) This is something Fassy said (about his character) in an interview on Prometheus (not at all spoilery for the film, but just in case, I don't want to spoil anyone )
sirona_fics: (clint/phil)
Title: I swear I'll drive all night just to buy you some shoes
Pairing: Clint/Phil, vague reference to Steve/Tony
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: alternative universe -- college, established relationship, angst, pining, fluff, tattoos, barebacking
Word count: ~13,000
Summary: Two months, two long, torturous months of nothing but Clint's disembodied voice through the receiver pressed to his ear; two months of missing Clint like an ache that won't dissipate no matter how many times they talk, or text, or email. Enough is enough, Phil thinks as he gets in his car.
Notes: (Author-sanctioned) sequel to [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub's Launch Your Assault, set about a year after the events of that story.

This was a bit of an odd fic writing experience. I started writing this when [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub was about half-way through that story, because the words would not leave me alone (I have TOO MANY FEELINGS for these two boys in this verse). She encouraged it wildly, and, enboldened, I went forth and spewed all my feels for that verse into this story. Obviously, you need to read her story, not just for this to make any kind of sense but also because it is incredible beyond words. I have been living in this verse since around Christmastime, and I am way, way too involved in it for my own good. Anyway, all the kudos to [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub, who is AMAZING, and all the love to [livejournal.com profile] laria_gwyn for her usual extraordinary beta skillz TM. <3 Title from Drive All Night by The Boss (a.k.a. Bruce Springsteen). Clint's (and Phil's) tattoo based on this design.


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[Started up the clocks] by [livejournal.com profile] delicatale
--Sometimes relationships have to grow through friendship, pushing and pulling, pain, denial and regrets. Canon, set before-to-after Thor.

Honestly one of the best things I have ever read, not just in this fandom. The subtlety is breathtaking; the emotions shine so clearly. This is, in my humble opinion, quite possibly the best thing [livejournal.com profile] delicatale has ever written, and that says a lot. Truly profound, at least it was to me. Made me cry, I don't mind admitting it. *sniffle* Also made my heart grow about ten sizes, and made me feel like someone wrapped their arms around me and held me close. Beautiful work.
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@sirona_gs

Yeah.

You guys, I don't know how Twitter works. 140 characters is NEVER GOING TO BE ENOUGH. Um. Tell me who you are so I can follow you, please? :D? And can people please, please explain to me the @ and # deals? Ugh, it's been years since I've been such a noob. :((

This would never have happened if it wasn't for the Avengers fandom. All these years, I have resisted. *sigh* Now all I need is a Tumblr and my free time (and probably sanity) will be done for. *sigh*

...Actually, you know what? I might as well get it over with. It's going to happen sooner or later anyway. /0\

sirona_gs @ Tumblr

...I don't know how Tumblr works, either? There goes my sanity. Spam me with Tumblrs I should be following, and yours, so I can add you? :D?

Bleeding hell. I feel like I have somehow lost my innocence. >.>;;
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I feel like I haven't posted a proper entry for ages. Sooooo, on the tail-end of some excellent high spirits, you're going to get one now, oh yes. :D

Today I got half of my hair loped off. I am thrilled with it. :DDD I am also going properly grey by now, sadly (it's genetic, both my mum and grandmother's hair went grey very early on -- my grandmother was twenty-six at the time, apparently, so I'm doing pretty damn well to have held off until I'm thirty), and my scalp is hellishly sensitive these days, so I have made the executive decision to stop colouring my hair. On the advice of my hairdresser, however (who is spec-fucking-tacular, I love her so much, she is indispensable) I got highlights instead. They're not blond, but a pretty caramel colour that goes beautifully with my dark-chocolate-coloured hair. I feel like a million bucks, no shit. There's been a spring to my step today like you can't imagine. It kind of helps that today is the first proper day of spring, really -- it's almost 15 C outside, 19 C in the sun, and I am just. FUCK, I HAVE MISSED THIS FEELING. :))))))

I also got a bunch of other shit done, lots of errands I've been neglecting. Got a couple new tops, too, a mascara, FOUND SOME DECENT WRITING PAPER, HOLY SHIT, I'VE ONLY BEEN LOOKING FOR A YEAR AND A HALF, got something sorted that I have also been meaning to get to in forever, and on the way back I also bought two beautiful roses for the balcony -- they are the colour of cognac. I can't stop staring at them. :D I can't wait to plant them!!

Guys. I am bowled over by the response to the puppy Clint fic. WOW. Just, all of the love, I cannot. ALSO GUYS LOOK. LOOK WHAT [personal profile] essouffle DREW. DJFHGLSKJDFLDFJG IT'S LIKE S/HE REACHED INSIDE MY HEAD AND TOOK THE IMAGE OUT OF IT AND PUT IT DOWN ON PAPER. JFHGDFSKJGHKJDSFHSFJG I AM SO IN LOVE WITH IT, THIS IS SO THEM I CAN'T GET OVER IT. *___________*

So now that puppy Clint is out of the way, I should really knuckle down and start making sense of the tangle of notes I have for the cap_ironman reverse big bang. *determined face* Which is what I'll be doing now, while I'm sat in my new favourite coffee shop that is quite delightful. :) I leave you with the following interesting thing.

I've been meaning to boost the signal for, let's see, ten days now? UGH, THIS IS PATHETIC, SELF. My friend [livejournal.com profile] rosalui is putting a project together. Let me just c/p her description of it here. It's extremely interesting, and I know it's a topic that is very close to the heart of a few people on my flist. So you guys, if you like, she's looking for volunteers to take part. Seriously, Rosa is a wonderful person, and her videos are legendary, she's got such a deft hand with editing. I know she will give the project all she's got, so it would be awesome to get more people to take part. :)

In Rosalui's words:

We grow up surrounded by photographs of women with every flaw carefully photoshopped out - and then are told that we can be as thin as they are, as beautiful as they are, as flawless as they are, if only we try harder. We are taught that beauty is essential to happiness, to success, to our professional lives. We are taught that weight is the best and most important measure of health. We are constantly reminded that we are companions, to be admired - the pretty prize the guy strives for, the superheroine with heels and cleavage windows.

We are just a couple of girls with laptops and our own piles of insecurity. But we want, in our own small way, to speak out. And we are putting together a video.


Cut for the peeps who would like to find out more )

The whole post is here. If you fancy taking part, and even if you just find the subject interesting, I urge you to go take a look. <333

FOR YOUR TIME.



HOLD ON TO YOUR OVARIES



I STILL DON'T GET HOW HE EXISTS, I DO NOT.



LAST NIGHT I DREAMT THAT I HAD TO KISS TOM HARDY. LIKE, SAVE THE WORLD HAD TO (IT WAS A CHORE, LET ME TELL YOU, I RESISTED SO HARD. >.>;;). AND I CALLED HIM TOMMY, AND HE WAS REALLY NERVOUS. SUBCONSCIOUS, I LOVE YOU.



WHAT EVEN IS HE, I CAN'T.


Also, one last pretty. This is FOREVER MY CLINT/PHIL THEME SONG, not to mention my theme song. :) [livejournal.com profile] someidiothasice, this one's for you, baby, you'll know exactly what I mean. :')))))

sirona_fics: (clint/phil)
Title: And I'll cross oceans like never before
Pairing: Clint/Phil
Rating: NC-17

For Warnings, Summary and Notes, please see [PART ONE].


[PART TWO] )
sirona_fics: (clint/phil)
Title: And I'll cross oceans like never before
Pairing: Clint/Phil
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: (non-permanent) animal transformation, angst, pining, (non-permanent) injury, sexual situations (post-transformation-to-normal).
Word count: ~17,000
Summary: 'Oh, hell no,' he thinks, looking down at his hands only to be met with furry paws instead of the fingers he expects. Or the one where Loki turns Clint into a puppy, and his new condition allows him to gain some startling insights into their resident babysitter agent.
Notes: Entirely [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub's fault for posting a certain gif and expressing a wish to see Clint transformed into said puppy. And then some feels entered the equation in the comments, and then [livejournal.com profile] kellifer_fic joined in, and long story short, this was born. Officially for the 'magical transformation' square on my [livejournal.com profile] avengers_tables Cliche bingo card. Title from Shelter by the xx. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub, who in addition to prompting this also graciously agreed to beta it. <3


EDIT: Now with unbelievably awesome fanart by [livejournal.com profile] essouffle. ART OF MY HEART, NO LIE. THIS IS SO THEM. *________*


Please teach me gently how to breathe )
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I have been terribly quiet of late, I know. I... don't really have an excuse? Been reading lots, finally finished Rivers of London (which btw was spectacular, heartily recommend it), and sterted Moon Over Soho. Also have been on a massive Suits binge since yesterday -- I stopped watching it around ep. 5 (I'm on ep. 8 now), and I'm kind of glad I saved them because dayum. *_________* Harvey, you swanky motherfucker, ILU. And now I'm devouring all the Mike/Harvey fic I can get my mitts on. :D Just a nice distraction -- having trouble stringing sentences together right now, although puppy!Clint fic is over 11K already and progressing nicely, and I have ALLLLL THE NOTES for my cap_im RBB, which I shall start writing as soon as I finish puppy!Clint (alternatively, as soon as I have the first scene in my head, after which I expect ALL THE WORDS EVER).

In other news, happy belated International Women's Day! ♥♥♥ WE ARE ALL THE MOST AWESOME. :D Also I have the weekend off, which is unheard of, but also means little to no writing at all, sadly, unless I can squirrel away somewhere to get down to it. As soon as I start working weekends again I expect the words to come crawling out. :D

What else, let's see... I have a bunch of snowdrops in a plastic cup on my desk, which smell like sunshine and Easterly winds and pure essence of spring. ♥ I can't stop sniffing them. :D The asshole from last week proved to be an asshole to other people than me (including my boss), and I am thus vindicated. \0/ So that was good. :D

Things that make me all :D -- my mum gave the the cutest little baby orchid the other day. Apparently she saw it at a flower stand and couldn't pass it by. It is white with a centre that is a delightful mix of yellows and pinks and purples. I LOVE IT SO MUCH, I just want to cuddle it to me. <3333 I have, unsurprisingly, started talking to it. :D

Anyway. I hope you guys have the best weekends, and get plenty of rest, and do things that make you happy. <3333 And maybe at some point I'll manage to check my flist, although when is a different matter. >.> Here, have Gina Torres' GORGEOUS, AWESOME FACE (with bonus Gabriel Macht) for your time! :D What is going on with you guys? TELL ME EVERYTHING. ♥

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This is for all of you, all who stood by me, pressed their virtual shoulder gently against mine as I struggled to get through this week. Thank you. I appreciate it more than words can say. ♥ I hope this is at least a small token of my appreciation.


Title: In the backseat
Pairing: Clint/Coulson, with blink-and-you'll-miss-them references to Steve/Tony and Natasha/Pepper
Rating: NC-17 like whoa.
Warnings: Strong elements of D/s, bondage, subspace, object insertion, discussion of death (in the line of duty) and trust -- freely given, and fluff. Yeah, I know. >.>;;
Word count: ~5,900
Summary: In which Clint takes a leap of faith in more ways than one.
Notes: Entirely based on the first Avengers trailer that aired during the Superbowl. Madly encouraged by a number of people (you know who you are), and betaed by the rather wonderful [livejournal.com profile] laria_gwyn (thank you, baby. ILU). Please heed the warnings, although I'll admit that this is just as rife with ~feeels as usual. :) Title from In the backseat by The Arcade Fire, which is the theme song for this fic.


'What's the matter with you? Is your comm broken, couldn't you hear me shouting?' )
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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS YOU SPOIL ME SO MUCH. <3333333333 Thank you, for all the messages since yesterday. They've kept me going, your generosity of spirit, your love. It has been a week and no mistake, but with you I know I'll always end up on top. <333

I can't even, you guys, I got three fics written for me since yesterday. THREE. :'))))))) You humble me. AND THEY ARE ALL FICS OF MY HEART. The more I spend around you, the more I convince myself that I could never find better people than all of you, which is something that arsehole will never have, so. I actually don't have the words to express how much I appreciate all of you. So I will share my bounty, in the hopes that it makes others as happy as it made me. :) And as appreciation, it's looking like I'll be able to post that Clint/Phil D/s fic later tonight, so I'll be able to give something back to all of you! <3 In the order I got the notifs:

Ten Words Or Less by the inimitable [livejournal.com profile] gyzym

This has Clint/Coulson as well as ensemble, and it made me grin like an absolute idiot. :D So, so utterly happy-making. <333

Tea and Sympathy by [livejournal.com profile] rubygirl29
--Clint Barton is having a bad day. Tea and sympathy help. So does a kiss.

You guys, this is the most adorable thing ever. UGH THEY ARE SO SMITTEN WITH EACH OTHER JKFHLKSJHGDFLGH I CAN'T. <3333

A Different Kind of Love Story by [livejournal.com profile] someidiothasice
--He doesn't delude himself. He knows that the life he leads, the life of an agent, isn't fair to a romantic partner.

This is, without question, something I will carry with me for a long time to come. It somehow manages to reach inside me and gives voice to all the feelings it finds, all the secret hopes and dreams. It made me cry, in that wonderful 'oh thank fuck, someone gets it' way. I can't recommend it enough. <3333 Probably one of the kindest things a person has ever done for me without even knowing they were doing it. :)

Also a supernice person gave me Dreamwidth paid time, to which I say, THANK YOU, SIR/MADAM, YOU ARE ASTOUNDINGLY WONDERFUL. <3333

Basically, I am the luckiest person to have all of you. And I'd be a fool to believe some wanker over all of you. So I shan't make that mistake. ;)

In other news, turns out my cousin is coming to visit this weekend, so I anticipate a very pleasant Friday night and Saturday all round. \0/ To celebrate, I shall make cupcakes (AND THINK OF COULSON AS I BAKE, Y/Y/MFY? ;P) and indulge myself in happy-making things. :D
sirona_fics: (clint)
This entry is brought to you by the eternal question of WHY ARE PEOPLE SUCH IDIOTS AND WITHOUT THE COMMON SENSE OF A GNAT. In other words, am having a horrible day at work. Could be that my idiot-tollerance levels have shrunk after the past couple of days, but I'm having a harder time of smiling through gritted teeth than usual. *sigh* All the entitlement bullshit is getting a bit much to swallow.

WHICH MEANS ONLY ONE THING. JEREMY RENNER'S THERAPEUTIC FACE.





(Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] sometimesalways for your contribution to my blood pressure level/ovaries.)

Anyway. Things have calmed down considerably on the home front, Dad's cheerfully puttering about on his crutches, already trying to go back to work despite everyone's strongly-voiced protests. *sigh* I'm thinking this is a case of the old 'doctors are the worst kind of patients', although [livejournal.com profile] lanyon thinks it's more of a 'dads' thing. :) Either one is true in this case. :)))

Thank you again for all your support. You have all been amazing, each and every one of you, every message, every email, every dragon; thinking of you has kept me going. <333 YOU ARE ALL MARVELLOUS. :')))))

Also working? Thoughts of puppy!Clint being all smitten. But that's a given at this stage of obsession. >.>;;

RIGHT. Since writing is going to have to wait until I'm less pissed/able to focus more, LET'S HAVE A MEME.

Aaaaages ago (two weeks internet time, Jesus) [livejournal.com profile] paper_tzipporah gave me seven words to talk about. Rules:

Comment to this post, and I will list seven things I want you to talk about. They might make sense or they might be totally random. Then post that list, with your commentary, to your journal. Other people can get lists from you, and the meme merrily perpetuates itself.

If you want to do it, too, let me know, will ya? <333

bondage, wishin' (and hopin' and thinkin' and dreamin'?), cake, tea, PUPPIES VS. KITTENS, elbows, must it be bunnies? )
sirona_fics: (hunky army smiling cap)
GUYS

GUYS

THANK YOU FOR THE DRAGONS. ♥♥♥ THEY ARE THE MOST ADORABLEST AND I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH. :')))

Okay, that's... actually no, that's not all I wanted to say, I have two memes lined up that I've yet to find the time to fill, but ajhjfghfjdkghdfkhg I'm having a bit of trouble with human-to-human interaction right now that isn't over email. :( I'm reading everything, I just, it's a bit of a superhuman effort right now to comment, for IDK what reason. :(((

On the other hand, have finished two WIPs today -- the D/s story I flailed about at some length over here, and that follow-up to [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub's story, and [livejournal.com profile] delicatale and I are almost done with the Garage!AU, and tomorrow hopefully I should finish another WIP and maybe make a start on either puppy!fic for the Magical Transformation square on my Avengers Cliche bingo table or the Cap_IronMan RBB pic prompt I signed up for. IDK what I'll come up with! :D The D/s fic at least should be up in the next couple of days, once my darling [livejournal.com profile] laria_gwyn has had a chance to look it over.

Okay, and now I'm going to bed because I'm so fucking tired I just want to pass the fuck out.

...This has been a post. >.>;;
sirona_fics: (bucky gives me all the feels)
Today is my darling [livejournal.com profile] laria_gwyn's birthday, you guys!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOVE! She is such a wonderful, enthusiastic person, always so generous with her time; she has made this writing thing an absolute joy, knowing I can always go to her for help, whether reassurance or brainstorming or plot wrangling or actual text wrangling. And so I wanted to do a little something for her, just to say I LOVE YOU, BABY, YOU ARE WONDERFUL AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU. <3333 This is that little something.

She asked for Darcy/Bucky, because we seem to be two of the few people who ship it. This is a follow-up side story in the A little bit of your taste (in my mouth) 'verse, set about a month after that story ended. It's... probably not what she expected, but this hit as I was contemplating the prompt she gave me: an intimate moment between them. I hope so much you like it, darling! ♥♥♥ Title from The Start of Something by Voxtrot.


I break the law once every week to feel your touch
Bucky/Darcy
Avengers
PG
~1,900 words

Sooner or later, there has to be a first date.


Come by and see me, I'm a love letter away )
sirona_fics: (clint/phil)
...Because I just needed some fluff in my life last night. Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] delicatale and [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub who listened to me flail, and to [livejournal.com profile] laria_gwyn for her cheerleading, outstanding ideas, and excellent, wonderfully thorough beta job. I ♥ you guys.

Yes, the title is from That Book. Yeah, see in re: GIANT SAP. I wasn't really kidding. >.> Tattoo based on this design, which is gorgeous.

ETA: Now with amazing art by [livejournal.com profile] essouffle! Look at all of them lounging by the pool, oh my god. *________*


Only his ring finger knows
Clint/Phil
Avengers
PG
~1,450 words

In which the Avengers take advantage of some unexpected downtime around Tony's pool and several of Clint's tattoos are discussed. Including the one just over his heart...


There can't be more than a yard of clothing between the lot of them; never have there been tinier bathing suits in existence as are being sported right now. )
sirona_fics: (clint/phil)
I've been very quiet, recently. I know. It's because I've been writing ALL THE FUCKING WORDS EVER. And now I feel terribly :( because [livejournal.com profile] delicatale and I have spent the day writing very sad boys indeed. And also [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub is at a point in her story that is making me want to sob. And I actually can't even face writing the end of The Sequel because it's going to make me so sad, too. At over 12K, it's high time I killed it off, but, well. It will happen when thinking about it doesn't make me want to crawl under the covers and cuddle a stuffed toy to my chest. :(((

...Anyway. That's where I've been. And I've also been somehow talked into signing up for [livejournal.com profile] c_im_bigbang's RBB edition, because someone (read a member of my damned enablers squad) dangled THIS MOST GLORIOUS OF PICS under my nose and, well. My willpower isn't all it's cracked up to be. >.>;; Those of you who have been around for a while *coughnarutocough* will know that at one point I spent a period of time writing ALL THE SPORTS AUS EVER. And had an obscenely enjoyable time while doing so. I think it's time to get back to basics. :DDDDD THIS IS MAKING ME FEEL BETTER ALREADY. :D UGH THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING AND THERE'S GOING TO BE ALL THE UST EVER. ;P

Seriously, writing sad boys is making me sad. I need all the fluff. :(((

UGH I STILL HAVE WORDS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT EXCEPT THAT I APPEAR TO BE ALL WRITTEN OUT. All right, that's all the moaning I'm allowing myself to do tonight BECAUSE ACTUALLY THIS IS ALL AMAZING STUFF, BECAUSE IF I'M FEELING THIS HORRIBLY SAD ABOUT IT, IT'S PRETTY DAMN GOOD WRITING, YES? :)

NOW BRB FINDING SOME FLUFF TO WALLOW IN. <3
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You guys, first of all I am STILL OVERWHELMED with all the vgifts from the past few days. I JUST CAN'T. I have no idea what I've done to deserve you lot BUT I HOPE I KEEP ON DOING IT. :'))))))) Thank you. Seriously. All of you, you can't even imagine how ridiculously giddy and humble they made me. I love you all. <33333

Secondly, I would like to officially announce that I have taken leave of my senses. Lost my sanity. Gone round the twist. And assorted other diagnoses. I am sitting here, at work, somehow in possession of NINE THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED WORDS OF A SEQUEL TO A FIC THAT [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub HASN'T EVEN FINISHED YET. YES, THAT'S RIGHT. NO, YOU DIDN'T READ WRONG. AND IT'S NOT DONE. OH, NO. THERE ARE MOAR WORDS AND MORE THINGS TO HAPPEN IN IT.

Phil Coulson and Clint Barton, YOU ARE LIFE RUINERS. LIFE. RUINERS. I HAVE AT LEAST FIVE OTHER FICS (INCLUDING A BIG BANG) THAT ARE MORE IMPORTANT/HAVE A HIGHER PRIORITY RATING THAN THIS/I HAVE BEEN WRITING AND PLANNING FOR LONGER. WHYFOR, BRAIN. /0\ /0\ /0\

Er. Apologies. Don't know when sanity might be recovered, although it needs to happen soon before people kill me for how late their stuff is. >.>;; ([livejournal.com profile] delicatale, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME. :((( WE ARE STILL WRITING ALL THE WORDS EVER, AND I AM STILL GOING TO FINISH THE SINGER!CLINT AU SOMETIME SOON, I PROMISE. DDDDDD:)

...Having said that, I would like to make it known that THEY ARE SO IN LOVE THAT THEY ARE WARPING THE WORLD AROUND THEM UNTIL I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING ELSE FOR MILES. OH, GOD.

I had other things to say, but, uh, I checked the word counter in GDocs a moment ago and, well. This is what you're getting. Courtesy of overactive plot bunnies and my ridiculous brain. /0\ /0\
sirona_fics: (hunky army smiling cap)
JESUS CHRIST, YOU GUYS, ALL THOSE HEARTS, I CAN'T.

YOU KNOW I LOVE ALL OF YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH, YES? ♥♥♥♥♥ UGH WITH YOU LOT ON THE CASE HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO FEEL ANYTHING OTHER THAN BLISSFULLY HAPPY? :')

Thank you. Seriously. This outpouring of love makes me all twitterpated and stammering and so, so loved. :') YOU ARE ALL THE BEST THINGS EVER.

Special thanks go out to Anonymouse, who made me giggle giddily into my coffee this morning and blush like a fourteen-year-old girl. My first Valentine, likely ever (at least in recent memory), and it came from no other than Clint bloody Barton. ANONYMOUSE, YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. :DDDDDDDD <333333

Anyway. The point of this post is that I have been overwhelmed with support and love and everything that is good in the world. And I'm feeling heaps better this morning, you'll be pleased to hear. :) That ought to be the worst of it for this month. There's always one day that I want to fucking die, and after that it tends to get settled. Now just the pains and aches to look forward to -- which, as many people will know, are much easier to deal with -- yes, it hurts, but it doesn't make you want to crawl under a pillow fort and never come out.

RIGHT. OKAY. TODAY IS NOT A GOOD DAY FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE, FOR REASONS. And I seem to have recovered just in time to do something about it. The other day [livejournal.com profile] radioaches and I were talking about how WE SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE A FANDOM 14TH FEB THING WHERE ALL THE SINGLE LADIES (AND GENTS) DO SHIT FOR EACH OTHER. Because frankly I'm sick to death of Valentine's day. I WISH TO CELEBRATE SINGLES DAY. And [livejournal.com profile] radioaches said that VALENTINE'S DAY IS BORING AND IT SHOULD BE "WE'RE ALL AWESOME" DAY ANYWAY.

SO I THOUGHT WE SHOULD. WHO'S WITH ME?

Fun fact for you: in my country, today isn't just Valentine's Day; it's also Trifon Zarezan, which is the day set aside on the calendar that celebrates vineyards, pubs, pub landlords, anyone involved in the production of Wine, in whatever role. (Also Gardeners' Day, and, strangely enough, Falconers' Day, but those kind of lurk in the background mostly.) IT IS ALSO A DAY WHEN WE TRADITIONALLY GET PISSED. BECAUSE IT'S NOT JUST ALLOWED -- IT'S EXPECTED. A bit like St Paddy's Day. :D I JUST THOUGHT I'D THROW IT OUT THERE. Three guesses which holiday I choose to celebrate. ;P A decision not entirely dictated by the fact that in my family we make our own wine, which is delicious, let me tell you. <3

ANYWAY. THIS IS YOUR INVITATION TO SPAM THIS POST WITH PRETTY THINGS, THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT TODAY, ABOUT YOURSELVES. LET'S CELEBRATE HOW FUCKING AWESOME WE ARE, YES? <33333

I'LL START. PREDICTABLY, WITH MY VALENTINE -- BECAUSE FFFFFFFFFFFF YES, CLINT BABY, I WILL BE YOUR VALENTINE. (DON'T WORRY, PHIL, YOU CAN COME WITH, HO YUS. ;P)

ALLLLL THE PRETTIES )

IN CONCLUSION: ISN'T THIS THIS CUTEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN???



HAPPY 'WE'RE AWESOME' DAY, EVERYONE. <33333
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