sirona_fics: (arthur is not amused)
Title: Darling buds of May
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~3,000
Disclaimer: Definitely not mine. They belong to Chris Nolan, but bless him for giving them to the world!
Warnings: none, really
Summary: When Arthur agrees to help out a desperate customer at the last minute, he has no idea what he's getting himself into. But then that's Eames for you. If only Eames would stop trying to trick his name out of him, everything would be right with the world.
Author’s Notes: Written for [ profile] distracterisey, for her generous donation to [ profile] help_japan. Thank you, darling! Her prompt was florist!Arthur/recurring customer!Eames, which I was all over once I read it! You've been an absolure star, love, and I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it; it's as light and silly as promised! <3 Thanks as always to SuperBeta [ profile] zolac_no_miko for her sharp eye and unfailing support! <3

Darling buds of May )
sirona_fics: (steve/danny hug)
I... don't actually know what this is. I blame Pride and Prejudice being on telly this morning. And that scene came on, and all I could think about was what Steve would be feeling if it had been him walking away from Danny's house, the future sparkling with potential, and not been able to sleep before he talked to his beloved again.

So. Here's That Scene, Steve/Danny style. As you would no doubt be aware, I don't own most of the dialogue. That would be my beloved Miss Austen's genius stretching its fingers.

Hawaii Five-0
~1,000 words

you must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you )
sirona_fics: (arthur is a bamf)
Are you back with us yet, LJ?

Reposting the fic I wrote for the [ profile] eames_arthur exchange.

Title: Not Shy of a Spark
Gift From: [ profile] sirona_gs
Gift For: [ profile] vvu
Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): canon character death, descriptions of a dead body and a crime scene (no blood or gore, though, nothing too graphic)
Word Count: ~6,600
Summary: Noir AU. PI Arthur Lake gets called out to what he thinks is a routine case to help out a friend; things get a lot more complicated when he finds out who the victim is and meets William Eames, the person who found the body.
Author Notes: [ profile] vvu asked for a Noir AU, with Eames as a conman/thief and Arthur as an uptight detective/policeman. Title comes from "505" by Arctic Monkeys, which is one of my favourite Arthur/Eames songs out there. Massive kudos to Raymond Chandler, whom I tapped for inspiration while I was writing this, and a huge thank you to my fantastic beta [ profile] zolac_no_miko for the quick and thorough job! I've made some changes to the final draft; all remaining mistakes are my own.

Not Shy of a Spark )
sirona_fics: (plot bunnies)
SO. Can I just say HOW MUCH I hate those pesky buggers at present? Seriously. I have one story to finish for Saturday that's nowhere at the moment, and I have, HAVE to start working on writing up my findings for my dissertation, since my advisor wants a first draft done by the end of the month.

What do I do instead? Procrastinate, that's what. That, and getting plot bunnies LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.

There's two of 'em at present that are trying to eat my brain. One is an Arthur/Eames one, and one is, unsurprisingly, a Steve/Danny one. Even more unsurprisingly, BOTH are AUs.

1. Arthur/Eames Arthur is a soldier in the Army, somewhere in the Middle East. He's a voratious reader, always has been, and books are at present the only thing keeping him sane. He keeps skipping over to the British base, where every week without fail they get sent a package of donated books. The variety is staggering, and the way they make Arthur feel is beyond anything he is prepared for. There are also letters, tucked away into some of the books, about strange little everyday things that make him smile and keep him warm at night. They are all signed with, 'Love, E.' Arthur is getting obsessed with finding this E., and telling him how much their kindness has meant to him. His tour ends, and soon after he finds himself in London. He tracks the return address on the packages to this tiny hidden-away Oxfam shop in Bloomsbury; when he finally gathers his courage and goes in, he finds this muscled, tattooed stranger with laughing eyes and a generous mouth that does certain terrible things to Arthur's insides. I think you can see where this is going, y/y?

2. Steve/Danny This is going to be a particularly juicy proposition for [ profile] zolac_no_miko, I can tell already. Here's the premise -- Steve McGarrett is Batman A Superhero. Danny Williams is his long-suffering BAMF butler. There's this whole thing in my head where Danny went to BAMF Butler school, and got taught proper procedure and Applied Superhero Psychology, and then he gets assigned to John McGarrett, who unfortunately gets killed; and then his son turns up, and all hell breaks loose in Danny's ordered little world. And then he has to save Steve from himself even as Steve saves the city from bad guys, and show him he isn't all alone anymore. And naturally there's Kono and Chin and Mary and EVERYONE.

sirona_fics: (specificity)
Okay, last one, and then I swear I'll stop spamming you with fic for the time being! Until I get bitten by the next plot bunny, that is...

Title: A love story in E minor
Rating: Hard R
Word Count: ~3,200
Disclaimer: Definitely not mine. They belong to Chris Nolan, but bless him for giving them to the world!
Warnings: none to speak of.
Summary: It's a heady delight, having a gorgeous child prodigy working in your music shop, but it's even better when you know he trusts you enough to share his past. A Classical music AU, child-prodigy-piano-player!Arthur & music-shop-owner!Eames.
Author’s Notes: Written for the Eames_Arthur Secret Santa exchange, for [ profile] towel_master. S/he mentioned s/he enjoyed AUs, particularly to do with music, and this one had been knocking around in my head for a while, anyway. The music pieces in this story are real, and can be found on YouTube.

A love story in E minor )
sirona_fics: (Arthur & Eames out for a walk)
Love in the time of Marmite
Co-written with [ profile] weatherfront.

For notes, warnings, and disclaimer, please see Part One.

Part Two )
sirona_fics: (Arthur & Eames out for a walk)
Title: Love in the time of Marmite
Authors: [ profile] sirona_gs and [ profile] weatherfront
Rating: R
Word Count: ~12,300
Disclaimer: Definitely not mine. They belong to Chris Nolan, but bless him for giving them to the world!
Warnings: a little bit of angst, past violence (nothing graphic), and also -- fluff.
Summary: Arthur-is-a-magical-chef fic. Basically. And then there's Eames. And Marmite. But this is mainly a story about Love, always about Love.
Author’s Notes: Inspired by and co-written with [ profile] weatherfront, whose mind I want to trufax live in, and finished by me. The beginning was no more than a snippet, which [ profile] weatherfront gifted to the world of fandom like an exquisitely wrapped present; I was bowled over by the sheer whimsical joy of it, and I wanted to know what happened next so much that I ended up writing it. This has been a wonderful, wonderful ride she's taken me on, and I have enjoyed every moment of it! If you want to read this in the original comment!fic form, the thread is here. Title by [ profile] weatherfront, who thought she was being facetious, but ended up describing this thing to perfection. She deserves all the love and adoration in the world. ♥ ETA: Now with amazingly brilliant fanard from [ profile] red_rahl!

Love in the time of Marmite )
sirona_fics: (specificity)
A Secret Love

For Notes, Warnings, and Disclaimer, please see Part One.

Part Two )
sirona_fics: (specificity)
Title: A Secret Love
Word count: ~12,900
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Knowledge about Regency period gained from Regency romances and Jane Austen, which may result in Regency fail; Bodice ripper Regency romance tropes and language. Other than that -- nothing that isn't implied by the rating.
Disclaimer: If you recognise it, it's not mine. A Secret Love belongs to Ms Stephanie Laurens, and Inception belongs to Christopher Nolan.
Summary: A reworking of Ms Laurens' A Secret Love. Lord Arthur Morwellan is desperate -- otherwise he would never have approached such a dangerous gentleman as Mr Gabriel Eames. While they grew up together, a misguided fight in their youth resulted in their estrangement from each other. But Arthur knows that Eames is the only person who can help him now, and he must find a way to gain his assistance -- even if it means deceiving him as to the true identity of the person in need. But what happens when Eames discovers his shocking secret?
Notes: This is a slight AU -- in this version of reality, gentlemen can marry other gentlemen, in which cases titles are passed to the eldest child of the nearest relative, much like they would if a peer were to die without producing an heir. Written for the [ profile] harlequincepted Harlequin Challenge. Betaed by the wonderful [ profile] altri_uccelli without whose invaluable help this story would not be nearly as coherent as it is. Any remaining mistakes are my own.

A Secret Love )
sirona_fics: (and then sex happens a/e)
I've been writing this for two damn months already, and I'm heartily sick of tinkering with it, so I'm going to go ahead and post it already.

Title: The vital importance of fangirls to one's love life
Word count: 5,900
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: a very minor squick at the start (from the camel episode -- you'll know what I mean if you've seen it), possible grounds for sexual harrasment at the workplace (it is Eames), fangirls, a tiny bit of meta. No animals or Eameses were harmed in the writing of this fic.
Disclaimer: If you recognise it, it's not mine. Ultimate Survival and Inception belong to their respective creators.
Summary: Ultimate Survival AU (Man Vs Wild in the States). Follows the trials and tribulations of Eames trying to commit suicide by nature and Arthur tearing his hair out in the process. A judicious application of fangirl squee finally gets them to admit they might feel more for each other than a simple camera man/presenter relationship.
Notes: This assumes prior knowledge of the show's dynamic, but it's not essential to understanding it. This story owes pretty much its entire existence to the "Behind the Wild" episode, which details what actually happens during the filming of an episode/series. I've tried to stick to canon (as it details it) as closely as possible.

The vital importance of fangirls to one's love life )
sirona_fics: (blushing!Sasuke is squee!)
Title: Space Piracy: Lessons in Love, Ass-kicking, and Instant Noodles
Author(s): [ profile] sirona_gs and [ profile] prettypriestess
Pairing(s): Naruto/Sasuke, side Ino/Shikamaru, Sakura/Sai, Gaara/Neji, Kakashi/Iruka, Haku/Zabuza, past Naruto/Gaara, implied past Neji/Sasuke
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~ 64,200
Warnings: Violence, some gore, some crack, a creepy Kyuubi, m/m sex
Summary: Ninjas IN SPACE! Join Soragakure's pirate ship captain, Uzumaki Naruto and his crew of misfits on an epic adventure, spanning whole galaxies as they fight to gain control of a viciously dangerous viral mainframe, parts of which are contained in the partly-cyborg bodies of nine men and women all over the known universe. Enemies become friends and friends become something more in a frantic race to outrun the unscrupulous Akatsuki organisation and the corrupt Alliance of space cities and steal a weapon that may mean the end of creation as they know it.
Notes: This started out as a fun and silly 20K story for the [ profile] bigbangttebayo, a word limit we were a little worried we might not make when we started off. And then we got to writing, and then it sort of ran away from us a lot. It's still a love story, though, and we had an almost obscene amount of fun writing it. There is a fanmix created for this fic by the ever-wonderful [ profile] ryuutchi, who also made us the gorgeous banner below!

Posted to DW, since it's a hell of a long story, and it would take seven entries to post to LJ in its entirety! D: I feel exceedingly proud at having wrangled the DW coding! :D

Space Piracy: Lessons in Love, Ass-kicking, and Instant Noodles 1/2 and 2/2

You can also read it in one place on

ETA: DW or no, I really want to have all my fics here, even just for archiving purposes, so I'm going to repost the story here, too (I'm not taking it off DW, though). This is Part One.

Space Piracy: Lessons in Love, Ass-kicking, and Instant Noodles )
sirona_fics: (Arthur & Eames out for a walk)
Title: How to Join the Mile High Club Without Even Trying
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Word count: ~3,500
Rating: R, to be safe
Warnings: Fluff? None really, just something short and sweet, because I needed it.
Disclaimer: I'm just playing in Christopher Nolan's sandpit.
Summary: Where Arthur is a Flight Attendant, and Eames is the obnoxiously charming passenger who steals his heart.
A/N: Written for this prompt on [ profile] inception_kink: Arthur is a flight attendant and Eames a passenger. I want kids puking, teenagers trying to join the The Mile High Club, adults drinking too much free champagne, elderly people with a fear of flying and, well, Eames. A little disclaimer: I have flown quite a lot, but I know NOTHING about 747s, or being a Flight Attendant. So this is mainly me improvising like crazy, and I hope no one takes offence by my portrayal of them. I've based this on the seat layout of the KML Boeing 747-400, for no other reason than it popped up first in my Google search. I'm sure I've got a load of stuff wrong; by all means, set me straight (so to speak)!

ETA: Now translated into Chinese by the marvellous vallennox! This is the link she has supplied me with:

How to Join the Mile High Club Without Even Trying )
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