sirona_fics: (clint)


...I got nothing in the face of this perfection. NOTHING. EVERYTHING IS JRENNER AND NOTHING HURTS. ♥_____________♥
sirona_fics: (clint)
This entry is brought to you by the eternal question of WHY ARE PEOPLE SUCH IDIOTS AND WITHOUT THE COMMON SENSE OF A GNAT. In other words, am having a horrible day at work. Could be that my idiot-tollerance levels have shrunk after the past couple of days, but I'm having a harder time of smiling through gritted teeth than usual. *sigh* All the entitlement bullshit is getting a bit much to swallow.

WHICH MEANS ONLY ONE THING. JEREMY RENNER'S THERAPEUTIC FACE.





(Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] sometimesalways for your contribution to my blood pressure level/ovaries.)

Anyway. Things have calmed down considerably on the home front, Dad's cheerfully puttering about on his crutches, already trying to go back to work despite everyone's strongly-voiced protests. *sigh* I'm thinking this is a case of the old 'doctors are the worst kind of patients', although [livejournal.com profile] lanyon thinks it's more of a 'dads' thing. :) Either one is true in this case. :)))

Thank you again for all your support. You have all been amazing, each and every one of you, every message, every email, every dragon; thinking of you has kept me going. <333 YOU ARE ALL MARVELLOUS. :')))))

Also working? Thoughts of puppy!Clint being all smitten. But that's a given at this stage of obsession. >.>;;

RIGHT. Since writing is going to have to wait until I'm less pissed/able to focus more, LET'S HAVE A MEME.

Aaaaages ago (two weeks internet time, Jesus) [livejournal.com profile] paper_tzipporah gave me seven words to talk about. Rules:

Comment to this post, and I will list seven things I want you to talk about. They might make sense or they might be totally random. Then post that list, with your commentary, to your journal. Other people can get lists from you, and the meme merrily perpetuates itself.

If you want to do it, too, let me know, will ya? <333

bondage, wishin' (and hopin' and thinkin' and dreamin'?), cake, tea, PUPPIES VS. KITTENS, elbows, must it be bunnies? )
sirona_fics: (hunky army smiling cap)
JESUS CHRIST, YOU GUYS, ALL THOSE HEARTS, I CAN'T.

YOU KNOW I LOVE ALL OF YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH, YES? ♥♥♥♥♥ UGH WITH YOU LOT ON THE CASE HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO FEEL ANYTHING OTHER THAN BLISSFULLY HAPPY? :')

Thank you. Seriously. This outpouring of love makes me all twitterpated and stammering and so, so loved. :') YOU ARE ALL THE BEST THINGS EVER.

Special thanks go out to Anonymouse, who made me giggle giddily into my coffee this morning and blush like a fourteen-year-old girl. My first Valentine, likely ever (at least in recent memory), and it came from no other than Clint bloody Barton. ANONYMOUSE, YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. :DDDDDDDD <333333

Anyway. The point of this post is that I have been overwhelmed with support and love and everything that is good in the world. And I'm feeling heaps better this morning, you'll be pleased to hear. :) That ought to be the worst of it for this month. There's always one day that I want to fucking die, and after that it tends to get settled. Now just the pains and aches to look forward to -- which, as many people will know, are much easier to deal with -- yes, it hurts, but it doesn't make you want to crawl under a pillow fort and never come out.

RIGHT. OKAY. TODAY IS NOT A GOOD DAY FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE, FOR REASONS. And I seem to have recovered just in time to do something about it. The other day [livejournal.com profile] radioaches and I were talking about how WE SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE A FANDOM 14TH FEB THING WHERE ALL THE SINGLE LADIES (AND GENTS) DO SHIT FOR EACH OTHER. Because frankly I'm sick to death of Valentine's day. I WISH TO CELEBRATE SINGLES DAY. And [livejournal.com profile] radioaches said that VALENTINE'S DAY IS BORING AND IT SHOULD BE "WE'RE ALL AWESOME" DAY ANYWAY.

SO I THOUGHT WE SHOULD. WHO'S WITH ME?

Fun fact for you: in my country, today isn't just Valentine's Day; it's also Trifon Zarezan, which is the day set aside on the calendar that celebrates vineyards, pubs, pub landlords, anyone involved in the production of Wine, in whatever role. (Also Gardeners' Day, and, strangely enough, Falconers' Day, but those kind of lurk in the background mostly.) IT IS ALSO A DAY WHEN WE TRADITIONALLY GET PISSED. BECAUSE IT'S NOT JUST ALLOWED -- IT'S EXPECTED. A bit like St Paddy's Day. :D I JUST THOUGHT I'D THROW IT OUT THERE. Three guesses which holiday I choose to celebrate. ;P A decision not entirely dictated by the fact that in my family we make our own wine, which is delicious, let me tell you. <3

ANYWAY. THIS IS YOUR INVITATION TO SPAM THIS POST WITH PRETTY THINGS, THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT TODAY, ABOUT YOURSELVES. LET'S CELEBRATE HOW FUCKING AWESOME WE ARE, YES? <33333

I'LL START. PREDICTABLY, WITH MY VALENTINE -- BECAUSE FFFFFFFFFFFF YES, CLINT BABY, I WILL BE YOUR VALENTINE. (DON'T WORRY, PHIL, YOU CAN COME WITH, HO YUS. ;P)

ALLLLL THE PRETTIES )

IN CONCLUSION: ISN'T THIS THIS CUTEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN???



HAPPY 'WE'RE AWESOME' DAY, EVERYONE. <33333
sirona_fics: (clint/phil)
Oh my fucking god ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL STOP LETTING [livejournal.com profile] delicatale GIVE ME ALL THE SODDING PLOT BUNNIES EVER.

...I can't see that day happening ANY TIME SOON, if I'm honest. AND ALL SHE DID THIS TIME WAS SHOW ME THIS:



AND ALLLLL THE BUNNIES SAT UP AND TOOK NOTICE LIKE IT WAS A SACKFUL OF CARROTS. WHY, BRAIN, WHY.

For interested parties -- YES, WE ARE WRITING THIS THING. IT IS GOING TO BE AN AU WHERE STEVE AND BUCKY AND NATASHA AND CLINT OWN THIS GARRAGE IN BROOKLYN, AND TONY'S SWANKY NEW CAR BREAKS DOWN LIKE TWO BLOCKS AWAY, AND HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS TOOLS HANDY AND GOES IN AND THERE IS ALL THE SNARK AND BAITING AND BANTERING AND UST. AND THEN HE TELLS HIS CFO ABOUT IT, WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE ONE PHIL COULSON... I THINK YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING. ALL THE ROMANCE. ALLLLL THE ~FEEEEELINGS.

...OH MY GOD, WHY AM I LIKE THIS. :(
sirona_fics: (clint)
YOU GUYS.



JEREMY RENNER, YOU GET IN MY PANTS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

AND NOW I DEMAND ALL THE FICS WHERE THIS DUDE IS CLINT'S LONG-LOST TWIN BROTHER OR SOME SHIT AND CLINT RESCUES HIM AND THEY BLOW SHIT UP TOGETHER.

ALTERNATIVELY, THIS IS BRAINWASHED CLINT AND ALL OF THE AVENGERS (INCLUDING A CERTAIN AGENT) DIVE IN THERE TO RESCUE HIM.


...I've had a pretty bad day other than this, head-space-wise. I think the only thing that kept me sane have been emails from some people. I love you guys so much. <333333 I think I might just go to bed now and sleep it off. Work tomorrow and the day after. Let's hope there will be words coming.
sirona_fics: (Default)
Thank you, everyone, for bearing with me as I faffed about in re: seeing the Avengers trailer (while, of course, at the same time exercising your god-given right to tease the crap out of me, which was much appreciated and made the day go so much faster).

I HAVE NOW SEEN SAID TRAILER. AND I WOULD LIKE TO FLAIL. A LOT.

ALSO I HAVE SPENT THE LAST FIVE MINUTES PAUSING THE VID AT THE 0.31 AND 0.32 POINTS. BECAUSE REASONS. HOW ARE ALL OF THEM SO FUCKING HOT, HOW.

I have the next two days off, and I plan to WRITE ALL THE WORDS, FLAIL LIKE A MAD WOMAN, AND CHAT TO EVERYBODY. CONSIDER THIS POST AN OPEN INVITATION TO TALK TO ME ABOUT SHIT. ANY OF IT. ALL OF IT. ANYTHING THAT YOU BELIEVE WOULD BE RELEVANT TO MY INTEREST REGARDLESS OF FANDOM OR RL ACTIVITY. <333

Also, #I ♥ MY FLIST, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED.

ETA: HOLY. MOTHER. OF GOD. )

EXCUSE ME WHILE I STARE. CLINT FUCKING BARTON, WHAT EVEN ARE YOU.
sirona_fics: (clint/phil)
Spent today following the cricket (oh, god, we are going to get slaughtered tomorrow), chatting with people over email, and making icons. Because apparently my brain needed a break. So here, for your enjoyment, a bunch of Avenger ships. BECAUSE REASONS. Admittedly mostly inspired by [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub's College 'Verse. Uh. And Bucky MF Barnes' face. They're not particularly swanky, but hey, they kept me busy! :D

The usual rules apply: snag whatever you like, please don't hotlink, etc, etc. The bases I've used aren't mine; I snagged them off some marvellous person ages ago and by now I've completely blanked on whose they are. If you recognise them, let me know and I'll credit you! <3

Shiny things this-a-way! )
sirona_fics: (clint)
...EXCEPT TO SAY THAT I HAVE JUST BEEN LINKED TO THIS BY... INTERESTED PARTIES.

AND I JUST WANT TO SAY, JEREMY RENNER, YOU ARE A PERFECT HUMAN BEING.

MOVIEVERSE!HAWKEYE/CLINT BARTON = CANON BISEXUAL. IT'S OFFICIAL.

IT'S THE MATTER-OF-FACTNESS THAT GETS ME RIGHT IN THE FACE AND MAKES ME WANT TO SNOG HIM SENSELESS, REALLY. HE CLEARLY DOES NOT EVEN CARE. I FUCKING LOVE THAT GUY. I CANNOT ANYMORE.

#I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR
sirona_fics: (clint/phil)
Day 13

In your own space, share a favorite piece of original canon (a TV episode, a song, a favourite interview, a book) and explain why you love it so much. Leave a comment in this post saying you did it. Include a link to your post if you feel comfortable doing so.


Oh, god. So, SO many. For H50 alone, the list would fill up an entire post limit. Where do I even start. THE CARGUMENTS. The suspects-in-shark-tanks. STEVE'S MF FACES. The entirety of 1.21. In fact, almost the entire first season.

For Inception, again, where do I even start. "Eames, I am impressed."/"Your condescention, as always, is much appreciated, Arthur. Thank you." "Eames!!"/Eames shoots the fuck out of some militarised projections./"You okay??"/"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine." "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." [Emphasis my own, natch] "Go to sleep, Mr Eames." NEED I GO ON, I ASK YOU.

For Clint/Phil, I mean, the entire what, two minutes of screen space they don't even share, I MEAN, "Barton, talk to me."/"You want me to slow him down, sir? Or are you sending in more guys for him to beat up?"/"I'll let you know." [Emphasis my own] What is probably scary is that I am typing this up from memory alone, that's how often I have re-re-re-watched that scene. Banter. Mutual respect. Phil acknowledging the banter/snark. NEITHER OF THEM BATS AN EYELID, WHICH MEANS THAT THIS KIND OF THING HAPPENS A LOT BETWEEN THEM. I just, I love fandom, you know? The connection between them is so clear in those scant seconds that it has spawned an entire ship based on nothing more than snarky BAMFs being BAMFs together. <333

Oh god, okay, I'm going to have to stop now otherwise this will be a post of INCOHERENT SQUEE and my utter LOVE for allllll the things. /0\


Day 14

In your own space, ask for help. Need a beta? Always wanted to learn how to make a vid? a fanmix? icons? Maybe you’d want to have someone cheering for you while you work on an upcoming big bang or fannish bingo? Leave a comment in this post saying you did it. Include a link to your post if you feel comfortable doing so.


I would not say no to a very simple idiot's guide to podfic making. BECAUSE CLEARLY I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH THINGS ON, FANDOM-WISE, AT THE MOMENT. /0\ /0\ I don't even know if people will want to listen to me reading shit, but hey.

But really, I am so, so lucky that right now I actually don't need any help with anything. I have a few people who have the misfortune to be my go-to betas, and/or squee-at-ers, and/or dreadful enablers, and/or cheerleaders, and/or plot-bunny-wranglers. I am a lucky, lucky person, AND I LOVE YOU ALL FOR IT, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. <3333333


I would like to take this opportunity to thank [livejournal.com profile] delicatale, for at one point or another being all of these combined, including feeding my Jeremy Renner obsession on a regular basis. And in turn, I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE THE PRETTY. BECAUSE I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I AM NOT ALONE IN SAID OBSESSION, Y/Y/MFY? XDDDD SO BEHOLD THE MAN HIMSELF IN ALL HIS GLORY AND HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTIES BECAUSE UNGHHHHHHHHHHH. (I actually can't make myself put this one under a cut. HE IS TOO PRETTY TO EVER BE HIDDEN UNDER A CUT EVER.)

sirona_fics: (clint)
Soooo, the other day [livejournal.com profile] kellifer_fic and I got to talking, after [livejournal.com profile] law_of_tarts pointed out that 7th January is darling Jeremy Renner's birthday. And we decided that in honour of his 41st trip around the sun, we should hold A JEREMY RENNER BIRTHDAY PARTY POST. WHICH THIS IS.




THE JEREMY RENNER BIRTHDAY BASH ♥



Give us ALLLLL THE PICSPAMS. ALLLLLL THE PAIRINGS. ALLLLL THE FICS. ALLLLLL THE CHARACTERS/FANDOMS/VERSES/CROSSOVERS/AUs. ALLLLLL THE PROMPTS. RPS is welcome, even though it's really not my thing, BUT IF IT'S YOURS, HAVE AT IT. My journal layout still allows subject lines, so by all means, PROMPT SHIT. (Just, uh, remember to warn if a warning is needed, please and thank you! <3) Let's start the weekend in style! :D :D

The only rule is, NO BASHING, not of the people who choose to post here, nor of Jeremy himself. This here is a squeeful post, and I should like to keep it as such.

FOR THE PURPOSE OF INSPIRATION, I HAVE COLLECTED THE FOLLOWING VISUAL AIDS. ENJOY.


The many (gorgeous) faces of Jeremy Renner )


That ought to do it for now. HEAD ON TO THE COMMENTS!! <3<3<3
sirona_fics: (charles/erik)
So this morning I was reading the BBC News site, and I came across the article about Aretha Franklin becoming engaged, which, congratulations, you marvel. <3 But that isn't the interesting part.

No, the interesting part is the blurb to the news, to wit: Aretha Franklin announces that she has become engaged to her old friend William "Willie" Wilkerson, at the age of 69, and plans a summer wedding. [Bolded text my own]

YOU CAN GUESS WHERE MY MIND WENT, CAN'T YOU. I MEAN. Obviously this is now pop culture euphemism. AND I CAN'T HELP BUT HEAR THIS PHRASE IN SIR IAN'S VOICE. :D :D :D

/geekery

In other news, this morning is the first time the new comment system has worked for me. Which, I'm pretty damn relieved not to have to type in style=mine every time I want to leave a comment, it was starting to drag.

ALSO THIS MORNING I SWITCHED ON MY PC TO BOTH BUCKY MF BARNES AND JEREMY RENNER SPAM FROM [livejournal.com profile] somehowunbroken and [livejournal.com profile] futureperfect. IS THERE A BETTER WAY TO START YOUR MORNING, I ASK YOU. <3 #ilovemyflist Considering I actually woke up to godawful stomach cramps, THIS IS A VAST IMPROVEMENT. THEIR FAAAAACEEEEESSSSS.
sirona_fics: (clint/phil)
Having spammed [livejournal.com profile] delicatale with these in a series of increasingly flailtastic emails, I THINK EVERYONE OUGHT TO FEAST THEIR EYES UPON THEM. Let's end the year with a bang.

First up: JEREMY RENNER. BECAUSE THERE SHOULD ALWAYS BE MORE JEREMY RENNER.



JEREMY RENNER + CARS. THIS CAN'T REALLY GET ANY BETTER.

Also there is this SPECTACULAR piece of art by Odora over at dA:


A-team
by *Odora on deviantART

I. CANNOT. STOP. STARING. THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING. *_____________* Can I just say, CLINT'S POSE. *fluttering hearts EVERYWHERE*

And speaking of things I can't stop staring at -- [livejournal.com profile] zoronoa DREW PHIL AND CLINT FOR [livejournal.com profile] delicatale AND I. I AM ALL FLAILY AND TWITTERPATTERED WITH GLEE, BECAUSE JUST LOOK AT THEMMMMM. AJKHFJLFKGHLJFDG PHIIIIIIILLLLLL WITH THE TINY CRINKLES AROUND HIS EYES AND THE LINES AROUND HIS MOUTH AND JFHFJDDJHDG MAN OF MY HEART. ♥♥♥ THEY ARE SUCH BOYFRIENDSSSSSS. <3 You should all go stare at it and give [livejournal.com profile] zoronoa alllll the love!

For all those who get starry-eyed and wet-pantied (it's a word if I say it is, damn it) at the thought/sight of Tom Hiddleston, THIS WILL BE EXTREMELY RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS. Hell, I don't find him all that attractive and even I'm all HHHHHNNNNNGGGGG over it. FOREHEAD WRINKLES + STUBBLE + TOOTHPICK + LEATHER JACKET. MMMMMMMMMMMMM.

In other news, slept extremely poorly last night, and today I am all djhfdjshldfhg WHAT IS BRAIN at work. Happily, it appears that I'll be finishing earlier than anticipated. \0/ \0/ Let's see if words want to make sense for me in the meantime! :D They appear to be working so far..... ROLL ON CHARLES WITH PUPPY.

....If I can bloody stop thinking about this idea [livejournal.com profile] delicatale and I discussed that I write for her, for the auction piece I owe her, where Phil owns and works the night shifts at an all-night cafe, and also BAKES ALLLL THE THINGS. And Clint is a piano bar singer who comes in to unwind two or three nights a week, in the small hours, when there's hardly anyone in but him and Phil and some die-hard insomniac writers, and they get to talking, and Phil bakes for him and talks him down and is basically the Phil Coulson we all know and love, and Clint is cranky and snarky and exhausted yet too wired to go to sleep, and they end up chatting about ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND FALL IN LOOOOOOOVE. /sap SO YES. THERE IS THAT. ER. >.> I HAVE TO SAY ALL THIS PRETTY ISN'T HELPING ME STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS PIECE OF SILLINESS.

Lastly: a lovely, lovely song to send the year off in style! :) Thank you, [personal profile] sheafrotherdon, for linking it! :) In conclusion: DIMPLESSSS. <3

sirona_fics: (clint hawkeye)
What kind of adult does a kid become after surviving a trip to a cannibalistic witch’s gingerbread house?

That’s the premise of Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (out March 2), which uses the centuries-old German folktale as a preamble to a larger story of vengeance and the bonds between siblings — particularly abused ones.

Next Thursday, look for a trailer from the Paramount film. But for now, we see a first look at Jeremy Renner’s Hansel and Gemma Arterton’s Gretel, all grown up.




Source (including an interview with Arterton)


I. I JUST. I CANNOT EVEN. JUST. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW ANYTHING COULD BE THIS AWESOME, I DO NOT. BASICALLY MY FACE RIGHT NOW:







I WANT THIS FILM SO. FUCKING. BAD.
sirona_fics: (clint hawkeye)
OKAY OKAY YOU GUYS, JUST. You can blame/thank [livejournal.com profile] delicatale for those, because she was the one to shove them in my eyeballs, AND NOW I CANNOT LOOK AWAY. BECAUSE. JUST. Okay, look, y'all know what happens when I lay my eyes on a sharp-dressed BAMF, don't you? YEAH. SO. I thought these ought to be shared with the world. YOU'RE WELCOME.



ONE MORE )

...AND NOW WE SHOULD ALL WRITE COMMENT-SUIT!PORN FIC HERE. AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, PREFERABLY ALSO STARRING PHIL MF COULSON. BECAUSE. LOOK AT HIM. I WANT TO PEEL HIM NAKED AND PUT MY MOUTH ALL OVER THAT.
sirona_fics: (clint bamf)
Back from seeing MI:4 JEREMY RENNER WITH GUNS (AND SIMON PEGG). Non-spoilery reaction--actually, you know what? This is all non-spoilery, really. I mean, it was a good film, I enjoyed the premise, wasn't too overused, I enjoyed pretty much most of it. And the humour was much appreciated! :D BUT MOSTLY WHAT I ENJOYED, AND WHAT I SPENT THE ENTIRE FILM WATCHING, WAS JEREMY RENNER'S ARSE BACK LEGS ARMS CHEST FAAAAAACE LIPS EYES HAIR EVERYTHING. HIS FUCKING EVERYTHING. BOY, THAT MAN IS HOTTER THAN IS PROBABLY GOOD FOR HIM. You miiiight by now know my feelings on competent, kick-arse BAMFS, but just in case you missed the oft-repeated sentiment --I FUCKING LOVE THEM. AND BRANDT IN THAT MOVIE IS THE BAMFEST OF BAMFS. UNGH I WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN JUST FOR HIM. Simon Pegg wasn't bad, either, but come on, JEREMY RENNER ON SCREEN. YES. PLEASE. FHAJFHGALFHAJHFAJSDFH WHY DO I FIND HIM SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE I DO NOT EVEN KNOW. JEREMY RENNER YOU ROCK MY WORLD. THAT IS ALL.

NOW LET ME SHOW YOU WHY.







Guys, I don't think these pictures are spoilery at all, but if you think they are, tell me and I'll put them behind a cut. I JUST WANT TO STARE AT HIS FACE ALL THE FUCKING TIME. ♥_________♥
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