[Fic] You put the lime in the coconut (and add the pineapple), Steve/Danny

Eeeee h50_exchange fic! \0/

Author: sirona_gs
Recipient: thismuchmore
Title: You put the lime in the coconut (and add the pineapple)
Rating:NC-17
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Steve/Danny
Summary: Danny hates that he has to go undercover with Steve again, at a gay bar no less. He doesn't even know how he's supposed to flirt with the goof --without giving his ridiculous crush away, that is. Still, he has to give it to Steve -- the guy makes a mean cocktail.
Warnings: Pining, cocktails, cockteasing, just cocks, a wee bit of angst, fluff. Unvocalised homophobia (on the part of the bad guy, dealt with swiftly and with intent).
Word Count: ~6,200
Disclaimer: All Hawaii Five-0 characters herein are the property of CBS. No copyright infringement is intended. All characters engaging in sexual activity are 16 years or older.
Author's Notes: thismuchmore asked for Domestic situations, sleepy sex, first times, pretend dating (especially if they have to pretend to date for the sake of a case), pining, one character thinking his feelings are unrequited when they're actually requited, humor mixed with a little bit of angst, getting-together stories, stories that involve any and all of these things set against the backdrop of a case, happy/hopeful endings. I am proud to say that I think I managed to squeeze almost all those things in there! \0/ Thanks as ever to my wonderful, priceless SuperBeta zolac_no_miko.


( Shake them both up! )

why 3am is a bad life choice (no, seriously)

I am supposed to be on holiday. So why am I having to sneak Avenger fics at 2.30am is beyond me. GODDAMN YOU, RL. (Pre-emptive apologies about the potty mouth, I tend to lose my filter at 3am, it's a curse.)

Tomorrow I am having tea/coffee/excellent conversation with stardust_made, and then I am going to IKEA (I know, god -- but ATM I am sleeping on the best fucking pillow at my cousin's house, I am so anally picky about my pillows, and this one is heaven, and I need to buy one for myself ASAFP), and then I am travelling to stay with Gran for the next couple days. Whereupon there is hardly any internet reception, so don't wait up. On the plus side, no one to bother me should mean MOAR WRITING, even if probably not on the actual stories I'm supposed to work on. /0\

BTW Breaking Dawn--the film is demented, seriously. Who knew? I mean, I've read the books (who hasn't), and yeah, seriously bad for my mental health, but the film -- I honestly can't remember when I last laughed so fucking hard, even though it was obviously supposed to be srs bsns. Mostly what made me gigglesnort and grin filthily at the screen was the thought of what Phil MF Coulson would have made of it, which got me through some of the more insane scenes, I don't mind telling you.

Anyway. BED.