You know. You know, your writing is all around amazing, but I think if you just decided to do porn forever that a.) I would keep you in business, and b.) you could make a career of this.

I mean--just oh my god, BB. This is. You know, I don't even like food-based licky porn. IT makes me feel slimy, but this-- I just. Guh. Maybe it has something to do with that asdfjkl;hawt picture up there? IDEK, I'm not even thinking anymore. (Partly it's 4am, but MOSTLY, it's this. This whole thing, omg.)