I am... I am trying to figure out what is going on here. I think... I think he's telling us we should vote? Like, "HELLO, I AM CHRIS EVANS AND YOU SHOULD VOTE ON ELECTION DAY. REASON NUMBER ONE: MY OBSCENELY ATTRACTIVE BODY." ...I am finding that I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. I AM TOTALLY CONVINCED. Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwdd!!
That is... that is a lot of crotch right there. And. Stomach. And. Bulging bicep, and smoldering gaze, and biting because my oral fixation really doesn't need more fuel. And. Wow that underwear really doesn't cover much, alshglksflkahsgdskjfs.
THAT IS FILTHY, FILTHY PORN.
...I FEEL SO GOD-DAMN PATRIOTIC RIGHT NOW, LET ME TELL YOU.
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Date: 2011-11-17 10:32 pm (UTC)I am... I am trying to figure out what is going on here. I think... I think he's telling us we should vote? Like, "HELLO, I AM CHRIS EVANS AND YOU SHOULD VOTE ON ELECTION DAY. REASON NUMBER ONE: MY OBSCENELY ATTRACTIVE BODY." ...I am finding that I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. I AM TOTALLY CONVINCED. Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwdd!!
That is... that is a lot of crotch right there. And. Stomach. And. Bulging bicep, and smoldering gaze, and biting because my oral fixation really doesn't need more fuel. And. Wow that underwear really doesn't cover much, alshglksflkahsgdskjfs.
THAT IS FILTHY, FILTHY PORN.
...I FEEL SO GOD-DAMN PATRIOTIC RIGHT NOW, LET ME TELL YOU.