I JUST. I JUST.
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I CANNOT.


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WHAT. WHAT EVEN. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION WITH THIS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD. THOSE SHOULDERS. THAT ARSE. THOSE ARMS. THAT... EVERYTHING. I know not all of you are fans, but. JUST LOOK AT HIM. LOOK.
delicatale, this should be right up your street.



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WHAT. WHAT EVEN. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION WITH THIS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD. THOSE SHOULDERS. THAT ARSE. THOSE ARMS. THAT... EVERYTHING. I know not all of you are fans, but. JUST LOOK AT HIM. LOOK.
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Date: 2011-11-17 10:05 pm (UTC)UNF UNF UNF
here, I have a gift for you
You are welcome.
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Date: 2011-11-17 10:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-17 10:24 pm (UTC)I'VE BEEN ON THIS FOR, LIKE, 6 YEARS. I LOOOOOOVE HIM.
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Date: 2011-11-17 10:32 pm (UTC)I am... I am trying to figure out what is going on here. I think... I think he's telling us we should vote? Like, "HELLO, I AM CHRIS EVANS AND YOU SHOULD VOTE ON ELECTION DAY. REASON NUMBER ONE: MY OBSCENELY ATTRACTIVE BODY." ...I am finding that I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. I AM TOTALLY CONVINCED. Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwdd!!
That is... that is a lot of crotch right there. And. Stomach. And. Bulging bicep, and smoldering gaze, and biting because my oral fixation really doesn't need more fuel. And. Wow that underwear really doesn't cover much, alshglksflkahsgdskjfs.
THAT IS FILTHY, FILTHY PORN.
...I FEEL SO GOD-DAMN PATRIOTIC RIGHT NOW, LET ME TELL YOU.
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