GODDAMN IT.

[sirona_fics]

Look. I want you to know that I would have resisted. I would have. I could have done it, damn it. I even managed to resist the Bucky table, although it cost me something, I don't mind telling you.

But then kellifer_fic claimed the Cliche table from avengers_tables, and I got a good look at it.

And basically, that's all she wrote, folks. Like I said to her, I've never met a cliche I didn't like/couldn't subvert until I liked it. So, really, this was a foregone conclusion.

Cliche

pretending to be a couple	woke up married	magical transformation	inebriated confessions	"It was a dark and stormy night..."
forced bonding	coitus interruptus	"...and they lived happily ever after."	woke up on the wrong side of the bed	undercover operation
shopping for curtains	"you had me at hello"	huddling for warmth	amnesia	soulmates
kids or babies	fulfilling a prophesy/destiny	just in the nick of time	telepathy	mistaken identity
not really dead	phobias	in the future...	time travel	relying on the enemy

DAMN YOU, shinysylver AND somehowunbroken, YOU HORRIBLE ENABLERS, YOU.

Comments

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

OMG, these are all my favorite cliches! Huddling for warmth is probably my favorite ever.

Although, where is the Shack in Canada? Trufax: I wrote Shack in Canada without even knowing that it existed as a cliche because that's how universal a cliche it is.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY, MY LOVE OF CLICHES, LET ME TELL YOU. :D

I'm... sure I can think of something. ;P

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

\o/ NOT SORRY! NOT SORRY AT ALL!

Don't forget to claim it on the comm!

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I am an idiot. Meant to do that. /0\

[http://users.livejournal.com/_profiterole_/]

*om nom nom telepathy* My #1 kink! <3

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, SO GOOD. *______*

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

Where do you get one these? Because shopping for curtains! Curtain fic is my absolute favorite thing ever.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

Oh! Didn't I link to it? I shall fix! But in the meantime, they are here: avengers_tables. I TRIED TO RESIST. I DID. THEY ARE JUST SO FUCKING GOOD.

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

LALA I JUST BACKREAD FAR ENOUGH THAT I GOT WHERE YOU LINKED IT EARLIER. I FAIL. HAI.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha I don't blame you, I HAVE BEEN SPAMMING TODAY. :D But it's always good to have the actual link in the actual place, so. Win all round! :D

[somehowunbroken]

\o/

:DDDD

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

NO SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS ARE TERRIBLE. So much goodness in one table, WHYFORE. /0\

[somehowunbroken]

BECAUSE THEN YOU WRITE THINGS AND THE WORLD IS A HAPPIER PLACE.

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

*sobs for my sanity*

they are sooooo shiny!!

(YAY! for YOU doing them!!!)

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

SO SHINY.

TOO BLOODY SHINY. /0\ *sobs with you*

[shinysylver.livejournal.com]

Shiny? I hear you calling my name. ;)

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

Ugh, you two, what do you do to my sanity. /0\

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!

We can have a cliche table race!

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

OH, GOD. /0\

Ahaha I don't know about the race thing, but I do suspect we shall be having ALL THE FUN EVER. \0/

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

I think so tooooooo!!

You know which fic this is going to be from...

--

"So I'm left wondering, how did Bucky end up with trace amounts of the serum in his body, enough that meant he survived that fall and his cells regenerated after being defrosted."

"Just ask me want you want to ask me, Tony," Steve snaps. "It's not like you to miss the opportunity to be uncomfortably blunt about something."

"Fine," Tony grits out. "Did you, at any point, share bodily fluids with him?"

Steve just sighs, pinches the bridge of his nose between thumb and forefinger. He doesn't get headaches anymore but if he did, he knows Tony would be the cause of most of them. "Okay, I wasn't expecting you to be that blunt."

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

WHAT WHAT EL-FUCKING-JAY WHERE ARE MY COMMENT NOTIFS WHAT. DX<

BUT YES. YES. A WORLD OF YES. THIS SO FUCKING MUCH I CANNOT BREATHE FOR WANTING IT IMMEDIATELY. OH MY GODDDDD I HADN'T EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT. OHMYGOD. THAT'S ALL I GOT. JUST INCOHERENT, FIENDISHLY IMPRESSED FANGIRL FLAILING AT YOU FOR THIS. ALKHDAJHLAJGHHLG PLEASE SIR CAN I HAVE SOME MORE? *___________*

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Lately I've been getting notifications DAYS later... or not at all - WTF?? That friending meme, I didn't actually get notifications for that but it was just that I'd left it bookmarked that I knew peeps were actually replying!

LJ POOT!

[casness.livejournal.com]

hehe...those are some great cliches! They are amazing enablers :)

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

I know, AMAZING cliches! :D :D The enabling force is strong with them. *nods despairingly*

[futureperfect.livejournal.com]

I looked at the Bucky table and went "...yup, ALL of those are in my zombie fic."

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

hgjkfhajhgljfghh THIS IS MOST EXCELLENT NEWS. *_______* I've never been one for zombie fics -- I think I've read a grand total of maybe four in my life, but for this, I might make an exception.

[futureperfect.livejournal.com]

It's... kind of more like "Steve and Bucky run into each other in modern day and have all the feels about all the things oh and there's zombies." And then the second part is just EMOTIONS. So if zombies aren't your thing, gloss over that...? :D

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

H;JSHG;JAHGJHGH I THINK I SHALL.

[aurrai.livejournal.com]

So help me god, I love amnesia stories.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

So do I, so much. <3

[eamesie.livejournal.com]

Seriously, this is like a table of ALL MY FAVORITE THINGS!!! Every fandom needs 'woke up married fic', so so much of it *__*

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

Jesus, I KNOW. I swear, I could have resisted signing up for one of those, IF I HADN'T SEEN THIS ONE. >.>;;

[eamesie.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain, BUT IT IS THE TROPE EVER, so I don't blame you.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

I could literally write it for ALL THE PAIRINGS. ALL OF THEM. They would all have different yet amazing takes. :D

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, GIANT LAS VEGAS PARTY AND THEY GO ON A CHAPEL CRAWL AND END UP ALL MARRIED TO EACH OTHER.

:D

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

OH GODDDDD. WOULDN'T THAT BE FABULOUS. :D :D

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS WITH SPARKLY TIARAS ON TOP!