I honestly don't get how anyone could be THIS FUCKING HOT

[sirona_fics]

OKAY OKAY YOU GUYS, JUST. You can blame/thank delicatale for those, because she was the one to shove them in my eyeballs, AND NOW I CANNOT LOOK AWAY. BECAUSE. JUST. Okay, look, y'all know what happens when I lay my eyes on a sharp-dressed BAMF, don't you? YEAH. SO. I thought these ought to be shared with the world. YOU'RE WELCOME.





...AND NOW WE SHOULD ALL WRITE COMMENT-SUIT!PORN FIC HERE. AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, PREFERABLY ALSO STARRING PHIL MF COULSON. BECAUSE. LOOK AT HIM. I WANT TO PEEL HIM NAKED AND PUT MY MOUTH ALL OVER THAT.

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[delicatale.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE PHIL MF COULSON WOULD TOTALLY TAKE HIS TIME UNDRESSING CLINT IN A SUIT? BECAUSE HE WOULD. HE'D TAKE IT VERY SLOWLY, BECAUSE HE IS A TEASE. AND HE WANTS TO APPRECIATE CLINT SQUIRMING IN A SUIT FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. IT'S ONLY FAIR, AFTER ALL.

[law-of-tarts.livejournal.com]

First, I love you both. Comment suit porn is awesome!

Second, looking at the first picture and his hands, I just want to lick the spaces between his fingers. Is that weird? (Oh, lord, I can't believe I just admitted that.) LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME, JEREMY RENNER!

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

GODDAMN, JRENNER.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

[eamesie.livejournal.com]

I just saw this and I have no words