We're gonna run out of cake at this rate

So! I am up-to-date with all my memes, and it's time to put my money where my mouth is. No more teasing! Here is the long-promised utter crack!!

Author: sirona_gs (even if I'm still not sure whether I should be admitting to writing this...)
Title: The Youth Club's New Choreographer
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Kishimoto does. I don't own Glee either. No profit is being made. Or could ever be made, considering the contents of this story.
Summary: Sasuke attends the Youth club's rehearsal. Featuring prissy-bitch!Sasuke, pretty-normal!Naruto, scheming!Kakashi and choreographer!Gai!
Pairings: pre-slash SasuNaru, implied Naruto/Gaara, implied Kakashi/Gai
Length: ~1,500
Rating: G
Warnings: CRACK. No, really. Take this warning seriously.
Author’s Notes: This is what happens when I watch all 13 episodes of Glee over two days, while writing some SasuNaru. You will either want to vomit and scratch your eyes out, or will spill your drink all over your computer from laughing too hard. The jury's still out on the overall effect. I'm not even going to cross-post this until someone tells me I should! EDIT: now cross-posted to sasuxnaru


( The Youth Club's New Choreographer )