OH. MY. GOD.

[sirona_fics]

YOU GUYS.

JEREMY RENNER, YOU GET IN MY PANTS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

AND NOW I DEMAND ALL THE FICS WHERE THIS DUDE IS CLINT'S LONG-LOST TWIN BROTHER OR SOME SHIT AND CLINT RESCUES HIM AND THEY BLOW SHIT UP TOGETHER.

ALTERNATIVELY, THIS IS BRAINWASHED CLINT AND ALL OF THE AVENGERS (INCLUDING A CERTAIN AGENT) DIVE IN THERE TO RESCUE HIM.


...I've had a pretty bad day other than this, head-space-wise. I think the only thing that kept me sane have been emails from some people. I love you guys so much. <333333 I think I might just go to bed now and sleep it off. Work tomorrow and the day after. Let's hope there will be words coming.

Comments

[astro_noms]

I'm having a weird Edward Norton-shaped dissonance, like, it's some sort of alternate universe where maybe they managed to somehow get Banner under control, and now he works for them, using his know-how to modify the Treadstone/Outcome/whatever program subjects and AHHHHHHH.

[sirona_fics]

Never saw The Hulk -- but Edward Norton has so many other implications for me! :D SOME CLEVER CASTING, THERE. Norton makes such amazing bad guys!

[jb_slasher]

Wait, that's Bruce! In a suit! Being all agent-y! :D

[sirona_fics]

Never watched The Hulk -- but yes! Yes, it was! :D

[ariadne83]

YES!!! This is Barney!

[sirona_fics]

Right? Right?? :D

[ariadne83]

And Clint is all :-| face when he finds out what's happened to his brother SO HE HAS TO RESCUE HIM, OK? IT'S HIS BROTHER.

And maybe Uncle Bucky is the only one who REALLY gets it, because Bucky's been through horrible shit and he wishes someone had known and/or cared enough to pull him out of it SO TEAM BARTON/BARNES ARE ON THE JOB!

God fucking damn it, either you've given me a sequel to the circus fic I haven't written yet or maaaaaaybe this could be the plot I've been looking for. WE SHOULD CHAT ABOUT THIS SOME TIME. If you're still up for beta duties.

Also OMFG the comiiiiiiic! Where Steve goes after Winter Soldier on his own because he doesn't trust SHIELD... and Tony & Sam (Falcon) back him up all the way. GO TEAM SUPER EX-BOYFRIENDS!

I neeeeeeeed to get you a *cough* legal copy, don't I?

[sirona_fics]

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

OH MY GOD I NEED THIS LIKE AIR.

TEAM BARTON/BARNES TEAM BARTON/BARNES WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ME. LET US CHAT ABOUT IT SOON. UP FOR BETA DUTIES? *laughs a little hysterically* THAT WOULD BE A YES. JSYK.

AND PHIL IS ALL STERN AND S.H.I.E.L.D.-APPROVED >:( ABOUT IT, BUT SEKRITLY HE SUPPLIES CLINT WITH THE LOCATION AND IS ALL 'I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS; I ESPECIALLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT FIELD OP THAT DROPS YOUR ASSES WITHIN THREE MILES OF BARNEY'S LAST KNOWN LOCATION.'

OH MY GOD, COME TALK TO ME WHENEVER. I GAVE YOU MY EMAIL ADDRESS, RIGHT? HAVE AT IT. JESUS, THE CONVERSATION STEVE AND BUCKY AND CLINT NEED TO HAVE, AJGHJFKGHSDLKJGHSDLGJH GODDDDDD ALLLLLL THE ~FEEEEELS. ;________;

[ariadne83]

JSYK CIRCUS VERSE!CLINT IS A LITTLE BIT OF A SAD CLINT. BECAUSE HIS DAD WAS A DICK. HE'S MOSTLY OVER IT, EXCEPT FOR WISHING THAT UNCLE BUCKY HAD BEEN AROUND SO THAT HIS DAD WOULD RUN FOR THE HILLS AND MAAAYBE HIS MOTHER WOULDN'T HAVE DIED.

I'm travelling tomorrow - hubby's going to a conference and I'm tagging along for the trip. But not the boring conference part ;-) Maybe we could chat the day after?

I'm... pretty sure I have your email somewhere in my inbox. I'm ariadne dot lite at gmail dot com. Which reminds me, I should totally put the little snippets I've written into G-Docs so that you can seeeee!

[ariadne83]

I tried to email you but it bounced back :-( Guess I don't have the right addy

[sirona_fics]

Oh, okay! Let's try this again: nhris18 AT gmail.com