The little ficlet that could

So... I broke my own rules? IT'S ALL H50'S FAULT. Before I knew about Steve and Danny, I never even contemplated writing PWPs (which I've bitched about at length), but, well -- it's Steve. And Danny. And I would (and will) write ALL THE WORDS about those two, quite shamelessly.

If I'm a little incoherent, it's because it's two am and I really should go to bed very soon indeed. I'm feeling all kinds of mellow tonight -- I've had the most fantastic conversation with quoththewriter, who is made of sunshine and rainbows, and whose fault it is that this thing is cleaned up and I'm actually going to post it at all, because she is An Enabler. ♥ I've also been re-reading the beyond gorgeous Let's Dance Like We Used To by andrealyn, and now I'm all ready to snuggle under the sheets. The only thing I'm missing is a Steve, but I guess Danno don't share.

Tomorrow I will talk about all my awesome auction winners, and fics, and plot bunnies that are getting out of hand, and how last night I dreamt that Steve was trying to find ice lollies in the shape of hippos to woo Danny with, because everyone likes hippos, right? WTF BRAIN.

So, anyway: this way to the filthy, dirty smut! What is it about, you ask? WELL. Danny calls Steve 'Sir' in the heat of the moment, and Steve... Hmmm. Let's just say he's well pleased, and leave it at that, shall we?

( Oh so very NC-17 )

VH1 are you TRYING to kill me, what the hell?

It's Boy Bands Vs. Girl Bands weekend! XDD Terrible 90s music! Cheesy pop! Steve would love it, the goof! XD I can only imagine Danny's face when he walks into Steve's house and finds this blaring on the TV! XDDD NO WAIT I TAKE IT ALL BACK THEY JUST PLAYED TEGAN & SARA, THIS IS ACTUALLY OKAY. Oh god, I don't actually have an excuse for listening to that kind of stuff, jfc. /facepalm

ANYWAY. Moving on. The porny porn that is porn went down well last night! SOMEBODY STOP ME. THIS COULD TURN OUT TO BE A THING. THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY SCENES OF THAT KIND IN MY HEAD AS IT IS. zolac_no_miko tells me I should go with it. I am not convinced.

Other stuff! My awesome auction winners are AWESOME. Remember the plot bunnies? I get to write both of them, yay! XD And then fred_bear lobbed me such a curveball, oh my god, I am BURSTING AT THE SEAMS to write this thing, it is starting to EAT MY MIND, holy crap. It keeps growing and growing. I'm really rather pleased with the initial scribbles in the notepad plot outline!

But first I should really write as much as I can of my dissertation before I have to hand it over to my supervisor on Monday, hell. Way to ruin my fun, RL. DX

Also, the eames_arthur Exchange reveals are up! I can post my fic now! But maybe I'll do it later, when the initial rush has died down a bit.

Oooh, they're playing TLC. Lord, I miss those ladies! ♥____♥ OH OH SUGABABES!! Anyone noticed how the members of the band have ALL changed like five times by now? I miss the 'Overload' days, that was a hell of a tune.

ETA: HOLY FUCK, OH MY GOD, 5IVE, BAHAHAHAHA, WHAT THE HELL, HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I USED TO LIKE THEM, I HAD SUCH A CRUSH ON THE GUY WITH THE PIERCED EYEBROW 15 YEARS AGO, WHAT EVEN SIRONA. /HEADDESK