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Bombay Sapphire cures all the world's evils [provided it doesn't run out]

Soooo.... I maybe got a bit tipsy tonight (as evidenced by me trying to type butt instead of bit three times before I got it right), because it's National Health Workers day over here, and practically my whole family celebrates -- so we got a wee bit trashed.

And then I somehow ended up watching the following:

And in my somewhat befuddled state, I ended up noticing SO MANY THINGS I'd never paid attention to before. All of Steve's micro expressions, the way Danny moves to make space for Steve when he goes to lean against the car, the way they are SO MARRIED OMFG, the way they so obviously care about each other, the way there are ALL THESE FEELINGS in the blink of an eyelid. Not to mention the delicious grey at Steve's temples, and the yummy stubble over Danny's jaw. HNNNNGGG. I LOVE THESE BOYS TO DISTRACTION.

Today was just MAD. I am nowhere on

zolac_no_miko's birthday present, which makes me all sorts of sad and panicky and pissed at myself -- but even if it's late, it'll be there, darling. I promise. <3 I'm sorry I'm such a flake. ;_____;

And then there's this sneak preview for Monday's ep: [OBVIOUSLY SPOILERY AS HELL]

STEVE. DANNY. CHIN. KONO. TEAM. WHY THE BLOODY HELL IS IT NOT MONDAY YET, HOW IS THIS FAAAAAIR.

This rant has nothing to do with the fact that my sister is due to have my nephew on Monday, if he doesn't arrive ahead of time, which, WHEEEEE!! \0/

I swear various beta jobs, comment responses, and emails are coming tomorrow; today was just one big clusterfuck of obsene amounts of work for a National Holiday. I guess it comes with the job? So basically I'm NOWHERE right now. Oh god, I suck so bad.

To make up for my blah, a rec! Once Upon a Place by

giddygeek, which is quite possibly THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO ME ALL DAY, I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. Well, bar the 'getting ratarsed' stage of the day, which has merit all on its own.

Seriously, though, SUCH A WONDERFUL, GORGEOUS, HEARTWARMING STORY. I want to marry it and cuddle it and bake it cookies forever. All my buttons, pressed so very hard. Quite possibly one of my favourite stories in this fandom.

Tl;dr, you should really stop posting when pissed, Sirona, babe. Just a word of friendly advice. /facepalm

IF THIS ENTRY MADE ANY SORT OF SENSE TO YOU, U'R DOING IT WRONG.

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I HAD NOT SEEN THE PROMO YET.

OMG. ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID. + DANNY, SHOUTING: "STEVE!"

I WISH I COULD JUST GO INTO A STEVE/DANNY FILLED COMA UNTIL MONDAY, BUT SADLY, I HAVE WORK TO FINISH.

I AM TOTALLY IN SUPPORT OF A STEVE/DANNO FILLED COMA STATE. I NEED TO BE IN ONE, TOO -- BUT I'M WITH YOU ON THE PESKY WORK THING, DAMN. THAT PROMO DAMN NEAR BROKE ME, SERIOUSLY. JUST HOW MUCH AWESOME CAN YOU KNOCK INTO 31 SECONDS?????

DANNY SHOUTING STEVE'S NAME -- I ALMOST WET MYSELF WITH EXCITEMENT!!!

Gin is herbal, therefore it is medicinal, therefore it is good for you! :) Health giving it is and you would be remiss not to partake of its benefits!

Right? Right? That's what I've been telling myself, too! :DDD In conclusion: YUM. \0/

Aaaaawwww, baby, don't even worry about it! I am just so pleased and tickled that you're writing me a present, it doesn't matter when I get it. It's done when it's done, and if it's "late", well, then, that just means my party is that much longer! I AM TOTALLY OKAY WITH THAT. :DD Thank you so much already, sweetie. *hugs*

That preview ASDFJKL;GHKFDSK!!! STEVE GETS HIT IN THE FACE BY A ROCK!! DD: ...DANNY WILL HAVE TO GO RESCUE HIM!! :DD And omg, does this mean we are finally going to figure out wth is up with Chin and the money people think he stole, who he was protecting by not telling the truth?! I AM EXCITE!! jkl;ghfdsaghk I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS EPISODE EITHER OH MY GAAAAWWWWDDD!! ...I'm going to just... go watch that preview again RIGHT NOW.

*watches*

HIT. IN THE FACE. BY A ROCK.

GO SAVE HIM, DANNY~!! BE VERY CONCERNED ABOUT HIS WELLFARE!!

...I liked that story, it was full of happy warm fuzzies. :DD

YOU ARE TOO KIND, SWEETHEART. <333

...

INNA FACE.

BY A ROCK.

DANNY IS FREAKING OUT, NO LIE. H/C, I CAN HEAR YOUR SWEET SIREN SONG FROM HERE! :D

CHIN AND THE MONEY.

KONO IN TEARS.

BACKSTORY.

OMFG, SHOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME. <33333

I have watched that trailer about fifteen times now, and it only wracks up the tension higher and higher! YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO H50 WHEN YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR MONDAY TO ARRIVE.

That story is so totally delicious. I think I'll read it again tomorrow! :D

THIS EPISODE HASN'T EVEN AIRED YET AND I CAN JUST SMELL THE FANFIC COMING! ...CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT JIZZY WILL MAKE OF THIS?!

YOU KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE EPIC BECAUSE IT IS THE SEASON FINALE. ALTHOUGH THERE WILL PROBABLY BE HORRIBLE AWFUL CLIFFHANGERS F;AHDGJKSDKF!!!

NO NO NO THIS IS 1.19, THERE ARE TECHNICALLY FOUR EPS INCLUDING THE SEASON FINALE, WHICH IS 1.23!! :D!

AND YES OMG I AM ALREADY EXCITED ABOUT THE CODAS TO THIS EP, AND IT HASN'T EVEN AIRED YET! \0/

WHAT. WHAT. EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IMDB IT SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT, WHAT THE HELL. ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH THAT IS EXCELLENT, I AM SO EXCITED FOR MORE, YAAAAAYYYY!!

I KNOOOOOW!!! I GET ALL MY INFO FROM

hawaiifive_0_tv -- THEY HAVE ALL THE LATEST!

MORE EPS OMG SO EXCITE!!!!!

USUALLY IMDB IS EXTREMELY TRUSTWORTHY. ...I GUESS IF WE CAN TRUST ANYONE, IT'S THE OBSESSIVE STALKERY FANBASE! :DD

THIS NEWS HAS MADE MY EVENING!

I've watched that promo more times than I care to admit. :D

OH LORD, ME TOO. :DD The buzz around this one is epic, I just cannot wait!

HI hi hi hi.

I should really, really be doing my essay right now, but guess what I am so not doing because watching that preview again is basically making me do what

their_darkness's icon is doing.

What even. WHAT EVEN IS AIR.

Kono's crying makes me want to cry, because, shit, she so believes in Chin it's not even funny. And then Danny, yelling Steve. Because Danny, yelling Steve. And have I mentioned Danny yelling Steve?

AND STEVE. GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A ROCK.

I KNOW. I KNOW. WHAT IS BREATHING.

DANNY YELLING STEVE'S NAME.

STEVE GETTING HIT INNA FACE BY A ROCK AND FALLING.

DANNY FREAKING OUT.

I CAN SMELL THE H/C CODAS FROM HERE. HELL, I MIGHT EVEN JOIN IN.

DID I MENTION HOW IT WAS OBVIOUSLY TOTALLY A DATE? BECAUSE YEAH, I'M SURE DANNY LOVES TO GO HIKING UP A MOUNTAIN IN HAWAII, DOES IT EVERY DAY AND TWICE ON HIS DAYS OFF, UH HUH. BUT HERE'S STEVE ASKING, AND WHADDYA KNOW, UP THE SLOPE DANNY GOES. SMITTEN -- U'R DOING IT RIGHT.

Three more days to go, how will I bloody stand it.

I will not even be able to stand it. Do you know why? BECAUSE I SOMEHOW AGREED TO GO TO A FAMILY DINNER THAT NIGHT. What was I /thinking/?

JOIN IN JOIN IN JOIN IN. And Danny probably can't get back down that slope to his poor baby Steve, who's going to have to be a badass and splint that by himself. So all Danny is going to be able to do is call reassuring words down the mountain. Poor darling is going to be freaking out. He's never going to want to go mountain climbing EVER AGAIN. Ever. Ever ever ever.

I knowww. They are going out while they aren't working. What even is life. I don't know. BECAUSE THAT IS SO A DATE WHAT EVEN.

But their date is ruined by dead bodies and have I mentioned poor Chin and Kono, because I can't stand it when Kono cries. IT BREAKS MY HEART.

~~Look I actually got three sentences of my essay done.~~

OH MY GOD, WHAT. D: If it'll make you feel better, I won't actually get to watch it until Tuesday, since it'll take that long for someone to upload it, and it's the middle of the night over here when it airs over there, and I'm not quite desperate enough yet to pull an all-nighter to get hold of it as soon as it's up. THIS STATUS QUO MAY OR MAY NOT CHANGE FOR THE SEASON FINALE, I'M JUST SAYING.

POOR DANNY, HOW HE SUFFERS. He is probably going to tear his hair out, and ~~shout encouragements~~ RANT HIS HEAD OFF AT STEVE, THUS THINKING HE'S CLEVERLY DISGUISING THE FACT THAT HE'S FREAKING OUT ABOUT STEVE BEING HURT, EVEN AS HE FAILS MISERABLY. <333

If driving Steve's dad's car up a mountain wasn't a date (WHICH IT TOTALLY WAS, OKAY), then THIS CAN'T ACTUALLY BE CLASSIFIED AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN.

Kono!! OMG my heart totally clenched when I saw that, and Chin so earnest and hopeless and desperate, and Kono's heart breaking (for him, because I totally think she's just found out he's been covering for someone, possibly family, who set him up it the first place -- as evidenced by his reaction to Sid).

AHAHAHA, well done, bb! This calls for celebration! XDDDD

I had this entire post written out about OCTOPUS STEVE being clingy and not admitting he wants a hug, and Kono being disillusioned one too many times and having that in common with Steve, and LJ ate it.

SO I'M RETYPING IT.

THAT DRIVING THE CAR UP THE MOUNTAIN WAS SO A DATE. I DONT SEE ANY OTHER REASON FOR HIM PICKING DANNY UP THAT MORNING EXCEPT FOR HIS ALREADY BEING AT HIS HOUSE THE NIGHT BEFORE. BECAUSE HE STAYED THERE. DIDNT LEAVE. AND THEY SNUGGLED. AND WHEN THEY WERE DONE SNUGGLING STEVE WAS ALL, LETS GO DRIVE MY DADDYS CAR TO WORK TODAY.

And Chin is so covering for someone, and it's got to be someone that Kono trusts. Or someone that means something. Someone in their family, but IMAGINE IF IT WAS STEVES FATHER. I mean, that's not even probable. BUT IT WOULD OPEN AN ENTIRE KETTLE OF FUCK FISH, RIGHT THERE.

Because - well, I could see reasons for him to need to take 200,000. But I don't think he would, but just imagine. That would be TERRIBLE.

DANNY. HE SHOUTS ENCOURAGING WORDS AND RANTS DOWN MOUNTAINS WHEN HE IS SCARED. AND HES PROBABLY BLAMING HIMSELF, POOR BABY.

Ack, LJ's done that to me a few times, too. D:

ACTUALLY, HERE'S HOW I SEE THIS GOING. It's their day off, and Steve finally gets the car working, and, I mean, WHO ELSE WOULD HE CALL, RIGHT? He calls Danny. It's instinctive. And Danny grumbles about days off and sleeping in, but he's ready and waiting when Steve pulls up, hair maybe still a little damp from the shower, and Steve bitches about shirts and ties, and Danny kvetches about vintage cars with no A/C, AND IT'S WONDERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL AND DANNY'S ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS, and if the boyish smile on Steve's face at getting his daddy's car working makes something clench inside him right around where his heart is beating too fast (BECAUSE NATURALLY STEVE STILL DRIVES LIKE A MANIAC, HIS FATHER'S CAR OR NO), well, he's not telling. and then the engine sputters and dies, and the bitching and the ranting, jfc, it would have been EPIC, only maybe Danny would hold it in a little, because that look on Steve's face, unhappiness and disappointment and like losing his dad all over again, is making something else clench now, and it's a little painful, a lot fond, and Danny has to grip the trunk with both hands to stop himself from pulling Steve closer and just holding on for a minute.

...Er. I've maybe thought about it a time or two.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THE WRITERS COME UP FOR WHO'S TAKEN THE MONEY. IT'S GOING TO BE EPIC, I'M SURE. *_____*

DANNY. HE'S GOING TO GET DOWN THAT CLIFF IF IT'S THE LAST THING HE DOES. BECAUSE HE'S NOT LEAVING STEVE THERE, NO MATTER WHAT. AND HE'S TERRIFIED AND FREAKED OUT AND PANICKY, AND THEN STEVE HAS TO TALK HIM DOWN AGAIN, ONLY SANS CAMOUFLAGE PAINT THIS TIME. I will never ever ever get tired of Steve talking Danny off the ledge. ♥

I THINK YOU SHOULD WRITE THAT GLORIOUS PIECE OF IDEA RIGHT THERE. BECAUSE THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST GLORIOUS THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD.

DANNY WILL GROW WINGS AND FLY DOWN THAT CLIFF IF ITS THE LAST THING HE DOES. EVER. YES. YES HE IS. AND I LOVE STEVE TALKING DANNY OFF LEDGES. WHICH I JUST TYPED AS LEGS. HES TALKING DANNY OFF LEGS.

Also, I have spent the last few minutes making THIS because I do nothing else with my life. Essay what essay. THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE HAS COME TO AND I HAVE NO REGRETS.

YAY, LJ IS BACK TO WORKING! /facepalm

SJFGAJH'A;JDKF I CAN'T WRITE THAT FIC, I HAVE A THOUSAND THINGS TO WRITE RIGHT NOW... Which basically means that this is going to be one of the first to go down on paper. /headdesk

WHAT IS THIS MACRO OMG WHAT THE HELL. HOW SO APPROPRIATE, KONO? XDDD

That macro is what happens when I'm on photobucket searching the cast instead of doing essays. BUT I GOT THE ESSAY FINISHED SO ITS GOOD.
I saw that and was like, LEO STRUT FTW.

AND OF COURSE. THATS THE WAY WRITING WORKS. THE ONE YOU DONT PLAN TO WRITE IS THE ONE YOU WRITE FIRST. IT IS A RULE OF LIFE. A RULE.

THIS IS AT LEAST PARTLY YOUR FAULT. FEEL SPECIAL. :D

OMG. <3

So, I just realized something. We totally already knew each other.

Hypothermia-fic beta. xD The fic that I keep attempting to write and only get snippets of done.

O______O

Small world, the internet! :D

A very, very small world. FULL OF SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS.

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