If you are morally offended by fangirl squee, look away now

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OH MY GOD, I CAN'T EVEN. THOSE TWO, WHAT EVEN ARE THEY. OH MY GOD, THEY BRING ME SO MUCH JOY. <3<3<3 I DO NOT KNOW HOW I WILL STOP SMILING WHEN THERE'S THIS MUCH WIN AROUND. All gifs nabbed off Tumblr. Also, quoththewriter is AWESOME.

THE SHADOW-BOXING. THE DRAG. I CANNOT EVEN, I SWEAR.






WHAT EVEN. WHAT. I JUST. I LOVE THEM TO DISTRACTION.

Also:



IF THIS IS NOT IN THE DVD EXTRAS I WILL CRY AND CRY AND CRY AND BE GENERALLY INCONSOLABLE. THIS IS ACTUALLY CANON, YOU REALISE. THEY FILMED IT AND EVERYTHING.

In conclusion: MICHAEL FASSBENDER HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL.



Good god, those lips make me want to do all sorts of dirty, filthy things to that gorgeous wide mouth.

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[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

HERE YOU GO, HONEY. FULL-ON DRAGNETO.




Also quoththewriter linked to this, which is apparently the full scene, IDK, I haven't watched it yet, OH, BUT I WILL.

THANK YOU JAPAN SHOULD BE A TAG, I FEEL. <3

I DON'T KNOOOOOW, THE TRAGEDY OF MY LIFE. I SHALL ASK their_darkness, I nicked it off her journal! :D FILTHY THINGS. SO FILTHY, LOOK AT HIM OH MY GIDDY AUNT. ORAL FIXATION, I AM ON BOARD. THAT MOUTH, JFC, HOW IS IT EVEN REAL. I STARED AT IT FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES LAST NIGHT.

Also, here's a full extended clip of the shadow-boxing! NEW MOST FAVOURITE THING. Remember when all those making-of pics for Inception came out? THIS IS BETTER, BECAUSE THE TWO OF THEM, LOOK AT ALL THE FUN THEY'VE BEEN HAVING, THIS IS TOO MUCH, LOOK AT JAMES' GIGGLES AND FASSY LOSING IT, OH MY GOD, I CANNOT DEAL, I CANNOT. I woke up all grumpy and ugh half an hour ago, AND NOW I AM BACK TO FULL-ON CHEER. THOSE TWO ARE MAGIC AND RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS AND SPRAYING GAY LOVE ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE.

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*FLAILFLAILFLAILFLAILFLAIL* YES YES IT IS THE FULL CLIP AAAAAAAHHHHH YES THANK YOU INTERNETS, ALTHOUGH REALLY WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?! OH WELL NO COMPLAINTS NOW, MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. Ahahahahaha ohmigod I may never stop laughing, Fassy really doesn't make a very attractive woman, ahahahaha.

How much do I love young Charles Xavier, ohmigod, what a twatwaffle, I wish they hadn't cut that bit from the movie, because how awesome would it have been to see his kolohe* side more fleshed out? BUT WE'VE SEEN IT NOW, BITCHES, IT IS TOTALLY CANON. ...Man, how awesome would it be though if they did a special edition DVD release where they put all the cut-out scenes back in? TT_TT WANT.

DO FIND OUT I NEED TO KNOOOOOOW!!

ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY WANTED THEIR COMBINED SUPERPOWER TO BE ANYWAY? FLYING AROUND THE WORLD SPREADING LOVE. LOOK THEY'VE TOTALLY ALREADY ACHIEVED IT.

*Kolohe is a Hawaiian word, and I honestly couldn't think of a word that better summed up what I wanted to express. It sort of conveys... rascally, mischievous, trouble-maker, impish..

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CHARLES, CHARLES, THAT FILTHY CHUCKLE, THAT CHEEKY EYEBROW THING YOU HAVE GOING, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, MAN. I LOVELOVE THIS SIDE OF CHARLES SO MUCH, I CANNOT EVEN. THAT WORD? NEW FAVOURITE WORD. I tend to use 'cheeky' to the same effect, it's the British to convey that.

IT IS NOT THAT FASSY DOESN'T MAKE AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN (although, now that you mention it, tchyah, not really) BUT IT'S THE FACT THAT COME ON, CHARLES CLEARLY HAS THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE, AND IMAGINED IT, BECAUSE CHECK OUT THE LEVEL OF DETAIL INVOLVED, THE FISHNETS, THE SUSPENDERS, THE BOOTS. AND HE CLEARLY FINDS IT AN... INTERESTING IMAGE. AND IT IS CANON. CHARLES FINDS DRAGNETO SEXXXXY. CANON, MAN. WHAT OTHER FANDOM CAN OFFER YOU CANON DRAG, CANON 'DARLING', AND CANON BED LOUNGING WITH SHOULDERS PRESSED TOGETHER? THIS FANDOM MIGHT BE THE DEATH OF ME YET.

FILTHY, FILTHY CHUCKLE, AND THE WAY HE LOOKS AT DRAGNETO IN THE END, OH MY HEART. HE LOOOOOOVES YOU, ERIK.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

*MOAR HIGH-PITCHED DOLPHIN NOISES* I NEED A GIF OF CHARLES MAKING THAT FACE, YOU KNOW THE ONE, JUST BEFORE HE PROJECTS TO ANGEL, LIKE HE'S THOUGHT OF SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLY DELICIOUS HE'S ABOUT TO DO, LOOK AT THAT FACE, HE OBVIOUSLY FANCIES ERIK'S PANTS OFF; HELL, HE WANTS ERIK'S PANTS OFF RIGHT THIS SECOND, LOOK AT THAT FAAAAACE, THOSE LIPS, THE HALF-LIDDED EYES AS HE THINKS ABOUT WHAT HE'S ABOUT TO PROJECT, GAH. GAH. I CANNOT HANDLE THE AWESOME, I CANNOT. BARFING RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE.

...JESUS, CHARLES, THE THINGS I WANT TO DO TO YOU WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE THAT.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

IT IS TRUE THAT THIS MOVIE IS THE GAYEST THING SINCE GAY.

I like the part where he starts to say, "That won't be necessary, although I'm sure it would be magical," before Erik cuts him off. Translation: "It's truly unfortunate that we're here for business, because A THREESOME WOULD BE FANTASTIC RIGHT ABOUT NOW." Young Chaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrlllleeesss I bet Patrick Stewart wishes he were still you. ♥_♥

Beeteedubs I love your drunk!Charles icon, omg.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES, SO MUCH. CHAAAAARLES, YOU ARE SUCH A BAD BOY UNDERNEATH ALL THE CARDIGANS! XP I bet Paddy Stewart totally envies James for getting to have all the fun! :D

DRUNK!CHARLES IS ADORABLE AND LOVELY. <3

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

God he totally is. Flirting constantly with every attractive person that comes within a few feet of him, drinking, sassing the CIA, teaming up with Erik to punk Angel during recruiting (and then punking Erik)... the man is a menace~.

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HE ISSSSSS, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. <3