I JUST. I JUST.

[sirona_fics]

I CANNOT.



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WHAT. WHAT EVEN. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION WITH THIS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD. THOSE SHOULDERS. THAT ARSE. THOSE ARMS. THAT... EVERYTHING. I know not all of you are fans, but. JUST LOOK AT HIM. LOOK. delicatale, this should be right up your street.

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[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT?

UNF UNF UNF

here, I have a gift for you



You are welcome.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD. *shudders violently*

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT? (yes, I am aware I am like a broken record)

I'VE BEEN ON THIS FOR, LIKE, 6 YEARS. I LOOOOOOVE HIM.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

HNNNGH.

I am... I am trying to figure out what is going on here. I think... I think he's telling us we should vote? Like, "HELLO, I AM CHRIS EVANS AND YOU SHOULD VOTE ON ELECTION DAY. REASON NUMBER ONE: MY OBSCENELY ATTRACTIVE BODY." ...I am finding that I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. I AM TOTALLY CONVINCED. Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwdd!!

That is... that is a lot of crotch right there. And. Stomach. And. Bulging bicep, and smoldering gaze, and biting because my oral fixation really doesn't need more fuel. And. Wow that underwear really doesn't cover much, alshglksflkahsgdskjfs.

THAT IS FILTHY, FILTHY PORN.

...I FEEL SO GOD-DAMN PATRIOTIC RIGHT NOW, LET ME TELL YOU.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

AGREED ON THE FILTHY, FILTHY PORN. AND LACK OF DECORUM (THANK YOU, CHRIS). AND VERY LOW-STRUNG PANTS INDEED, OH GOD. JESUS, THAT BODY. A. WET. DREAM. *_______* I find his (bedroom) eyes incredibly compelling. ALSO THAT CHEST. EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS COMPELLING.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

I FEEL VERY COMPELLED. COMPELLED TO VOTE. AND ALSO TO LICK A HOT, WET STRIPE UP THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF HIS TORSO.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

I AM IN FULL AGREEMENT WITH THIS COMMENT. ALLLLL THE WAY UP AND ALLLLLL THE WAY DOWN.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

I BET HE TASTES LIKE DEMOCRACY. AND SEX.

[law-of-tarts.livejournal.com]

Brain broken.

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

I CAME IN TO COMMENT AND NOW I LOST MY WORDS.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

THAT IS A COMMON AFFLICTION WHEN FACED WITH THAT, BB, DON'T FEEL BAD. HE IS GOOD AT TAKING WORDS AWAY AND LEAVING ONLY GUH.

[clau-mol.livejournal.com]

OMFG.I HAVE NO WORDS.NONE