I JUST. I JUST.

[sirona_fics]

I CANNOT.



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WHAT. WHAT EVEN. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION WITH THIS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD. THOSE SHOULDERS. THAT ARSE. THOSE ARMS. THAT... EVERYTHING. I know not all of you are fans, but. JUST LOOK AT HIM. LOOK. delicatale, this should be right up your street.

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[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

I'M LOOKING, BB, I'M LOOKING.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

I. CANNOT. STOP. LOOKING AT HIM. SEND HELP.

[siehn.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord.

Lookit that.

..........................................................................

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

I WILL. ...ONCE I'M DONE LOOKING. ......ANY MINUTE NOW.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

MY THOUGHTS PRECISELY. Or lack threreof. Er. *stares lustfully* Did I mention what a huge turn-on shoulders like that are for me? BECAUSE THEY ARE.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

AAAAAANY MINUTE NOW. I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU, BB.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

UH-HUH.

............SORRY WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN?

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

....WE WERE TALKING? I'M SORRY, MY BRAIN HAS BEEN WIPED BY THE GUH. FOR FULL SERVICE PLEASE COME BACK LATER.

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

I appreciate the boxiiiiiiing.

[law-of-tarts.livejournal.com]

Chris Evans is a national treasure. Nay, a gift to the world.

Not only is he a feast for the eyes, he is adorable and charming in personality. Really, the complete package.

[pennyplainknits.livejournal.com]

Oh my! *___*

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

HE IS JUST SO FUCKING PRETTY. I actually toyed with putting this behind a NSFW cut, but then I realised that probably not everyone finds it as obscenely sexy as I do.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

I know. He is lovely, truly. <3 Been meaning to get hold of that talk show he did, with the 10 things never said by superheroes sketch -- but then I thought, I should just get hold of EVERY TALKSHOW HE'S DONE RECENTLY, because damn.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I honestly cannot stop staring at those gifs. Alllll the stars in eyes.

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah I don't find him this pretty XD. He got a bit too much for me ^^, which, I know, sounds terribly hypocritical!

[law-of-tarts.livejournal.com]

That was on David Letterman. He also did Jimmy Fallon's show and brought in school pictures from like the 4th and 5th grade (hilarious and adorable). And then he and Jimmy played a very intense game of beer pong. The Fallon clips are on Hulu, and I think the Letterman clip is on YouTube.

[siehn.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

....I find the whole set extremely hot, really.

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT?

UNF UNF UNF

here, I have a gift for you



You are welcome.

[vickita.livejournal.com]

O.O That..... is very, VERY nice. Damn.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU MUCHLY. I shall go look tomorrow! \0/

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD. *shudders violently*

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I THOUGHT IT OUGHT TO BE SHARED WITH THE WORLD.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

SO. MUCH.

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT? (yes, I am aware I am like a broken record)

I'VE BEEN ON THIS FOR, LIKE, 6 YEARS. I LOOOOOOVE HIM.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

HNNNGH.

I am... I am trying to figure out what is going on here. I think... I think he's telling us we should vote? Like, "HELLO, I AM CHRIS EVANS AND YOU SHOULD VOTE ON ELECTION DAY. REASON NUMBER ONE: MY OBSCENELY ATTRACTIVE BODY." ...I am finding that I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. I AM TOTALLY CONVINCED. Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwdd!!

That is... that is a lot of crotch right there. And. Stomach. And. Bulging bicep, and smoldering gaze, and biting because my oral fixation really doesn't need more fuel. And. Wow that underwear really doesn't cover much, alshglksflkahsgdskjfs.

THAT IS FILTHY, FILTHY PORN.

...I FEEL SO GOD-DAMN PATRIOTIC RIGHT NOW, LET ME TELL YOU.