God, I hate people.
Feb. 29th, 2012 10:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sirona_ficsThis entry is brought to you by the eternal question of WHY ARE PEOPLE SUCH IDIOTS AND WITHOUT THE COMMON SENSE OF A GNAT. In other words, am having a horrible day at work. Could be that my idiot-tollerance levels have shrunk after the past couple of days, but I'm having a harder time of smiling through gritted teeth than usual. *sigh* All the entitlement bullshit is getting a bit much to swallow.
WHICH MEANS ONLY ONE THING. JEREMY RENNER'S THERAPEUTIC FACE.
(Thank you,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sometimesalways for your contribution to my blood pressure level/ovaries.)
Anyway. Things have calmed down considerably on the home front, Dad's cheerfully puttering about on his crutches, already trying to go back to work despite everyone's strongly-voiced protests. *sigh* I'm thinking this is a case of the old 'doctors are the worst kind of patients', althoughlanyon thinks it's more of a 'dads' thing. :) Either one is true in this case. :)))
Thank you again for all your support. You have all been amazing, each and every one of you, every message, every email, every dragon; thinking of you has kept me going. <333 YOU ARE ALL MARVELLOUS. :')))))
Also working? Thoughts of puppy!Clint being all smitten. But that's a given at this stage of obsession. >.>;;
RIGHT. Since writing is going to have to wait until I'm less pissed/able to focus more, LET'S HAVE A MEME.
Aaaaages ago (two weeks internet time, Jesus)paper_tzipporah gave me seven words to talk about. Rules:
Comment to this post, and I will list seven things I want you to talk about. They might make sense or they might be totally random. Then post that list, with your commentary, to your journal. Other people can get lists from you, and the meme merrily perpetuates itself.
If you want to do it, too, let me know, will ya? <333
Bondage
UGH, LOOK, YOU KNOW THE DEFINITION OF BULLETPROOF KINK? YEAH. It's all about trust for me. This is what turns me on about bondage in fic, RL, anything, really, the trust necessary for one person to allow another person to yield full control over them. This is so much sexier than the actual sex -- and I can see why people on both sides would get off on it. And because I give trust extremely hesitantly, even to my closest people, letting someone do this to me -- it would be nothing short of declaration of intent, i.e. you and me, babe, that's it, I'm done looking.
BESIDES, THIN, SOFT LEATHER STRAPS. I MEAN.
Wishin' (and hopin' and thinkin' and dreamin'?)
OH, DUSTY, MY KIND OF GAL. Damn straight, you want someone? Seduce the hell out of them. Employ every weapon in your arsenal. Bat your lashes. Break out the theoretical physics. Dazzle him/her with your in-depth understanding of literature. Show off your bad-assery on the tennis/football/cricket/basketball court. If they have any sense at all, they'll snap you up immediately. :D Never been the hugest fan of sitting in the corner, making heartseyes at someone and waiting to be noticed. Tried it once, didn't take. :D
...Which is not to say that pining doesn't have its place, and isn't the most delicious ache sometimes. :D AS LONG AS YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AND YOU'RE HAPPY WITH IT. :D
Cake
CAAAAAAAKE. YES PLEASE. ALLLLL THE CAKE. I <3 baking. I really do. I love it when a recipe comes together, I love labouring over something that will be delicious and people will love. Remember that food = love thing? Yeah.
Tea
A similarly squeeful reaction. ahjklhfgfdgh TEA. Proper tea, though. Tetley's, or PG Tips, or something similarly delicious, milk, two sugars, thanks. Also Earl Grey. Mmmmmmmm. That thing where all delicious men smell of bergamot in like allllll my fics? Yeah, about that. >.>;; Also, cake + tea = AN EXTREMELY HAPPY SIRONA. :DD
Although I'm one of those weird people who love tea as well as coffee. Depends on my mood. Yeah, I don't know, either.
PUPPIES VS. KITTENS
CAN I HAVE BOTH?? PUPPIES ARE ADORABLE BECAUSE THEY ARE SOFT AND CUTE AND FOLLOW YOU LIKE, WELL, PUPPIES. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE CLINT AND THEY FOLLOW COULSON DUTIFULLY AROUND THE CORRIDORS OF HQ. >.>;; WHAT I TOLD YOU I WAS OBSESSED, WHY ARE YOU AT ALL SURPRISED.
KITTIES ARE ADORABLE BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST ADORABLE, OKAY, YOU CAN'T NOT LIKE KITTENS, IT'S UNAMERICANHUMAN. AND IF YOU ARE MEAN TO KITTENS YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A VERY UPSET GRIM REAPER ON YOUR HANDS, AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT. TRUST ME.
Elbows
Er. They are... sharp and rather useful in terms of punctuation and attention-catching. Also painful when hit, AND when being hit with. That's... all I got, folks.
Must it be bunnies?
YES, ANYA. SORRY, IT MUST. BECAUSE THEY ARE FLUFFY AND ADORABLE AND FLOPPY-EARED AND THEIR NOSES TWITCH. YES, I REALISE I'M NOT ACTUALLY MAKING THIS ANY BETTER. :DDD
WHICH MEANS ONLY ONE THING. JEREMY RENNER'S THERAPEUTIC FACE.
(Thank you,
sometimesalways for your contribution to my blood pressure level/ovaries.)Anyway. Things have calmed down considerably on the home front, Dad's cheerfully puttering about on his crutches, already trying to go back to work despite everyone's strongly-voiced protests. *sigh* I'm thinking this is a case of the old 'doctors are the worst kind of patients', although
lanyon thinks it's more of a 'dads' thing. :) Either one is true in this case. :)))Thank you again for all your support. You have all been amazing, each and every one of you, every message, every email, every dragon; thinking of you has kept me going. <333 YOU ARE ALL MARVELLOUS. :')))))
Also working? Thoughts of puppy!Clint being all smitten. But that's a given at this stage of obsession. >.>;;
RIGHT. Since writing is going to have to wait until I'm less pissed/able to focus more, LET'S HAVE A MEME.
Aaaaages ago (two weeks internet time, Jesus)
paper_tzipporah gave me seven words to talk about. Rules:Comment to this post, and I will list seven things I want you to talk about. They might make sense or they might be totally random. Then post that list, with your commentary, to your journal. Other people can get lists from you, and the meme merrily perpetuates itself.
If you want to do it, too, let me know, will ya? <333
Bondage
UGH, LOOK, YOU KNOW THE DEFINITION OF BULLETPROOF KINK? YEAH. It's all about trust for me. This is what turns me on about bondage in fic, RL, anything, really, the trust necessary for one person to allow another person to yield full control over them. This is so much sexier than the actual sex -- and I can see why people on both sides would get off on it. And because I give trust extremely hesitantly, even to my closest people, letting someone do this to me -- it would be nothing short of declaration of intent, i.e. you and me, babe, that's it, I'm done looking.
BESIDES, THIN, SOFT LEATHER STRAPS. I MEAN.
Wishin' (and hopin' and thinkin' and dreamin'?)
OH, DUSTY, MY KIND OF GAL. Damn straight, you want someone? Seduce the hell out of them. Employ every weapon in your arsenal. Bat your lashes. Break out the theoretical physics. Dazzle him/her with your in-depth understanding of literature. Show off your bad-assery on the tennis/football/cricket/basketball court. If they have any sense at all, they'll snap you up immediately. :D Never been the hugest fan of sitting in the corner, making heartseyes at someone and waiting to be noticed. Tried it once, didn't take. :D
...Which is not to say that pining doesn't have its place, and isn't the most delicious ache sometimes. :D AS LONG AS YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AND YOU'RE HAPPY WITH IT. :D
Cake
CAAAAAAAKE. YES PLEASE. ALLLLL THE CAKE. I <3 baking. I really do. I love it when a recipe comes together, I love labouring over something that will be delicious and people will love. Remember that food = love thing? Yeah.
Tea
A similarly squeeful reaction. ahjklhfgfdgh TEA. Proper tea, though. Tetley's, or PG Tips, or something similarly delicious, milk, two sugars, thanks. Also Earl Grey. Mmmmmmmm. That thing where all delicious men smell of bergamot in like allllll my fics? Yeah, about that. >.>;; Also, cake + tea = AN EXTREMELY HAPPY SIRONA. :DD
Although I'm one of those weird people who love tea as well as coffee. Depends on my mood. Yeah, I don't know, either.
PUPPIES VS. KITTENS
CAN I HAVE BOTH?? PUPPIES ARE ADORABLE BECAUSE THEY ARE SOFT AND CUTE AND FOLLOW YOU LIKE, WELL, PUPPIES. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE CLINT AND THEY FOLLOW COULSON DUTIFULLY AROUND THE CORRIDORS OF HQ. >.>;; WHAT I TOLD YOU I WAS OBSESSED, WHY ARE YOU AT ALL SURPRISED.
KITTIES ARE ADORABLE BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST ADORABLE, OKAY, YOU CAN'T NOT LIKE KITTENS, IT'S UN
Elbows
Er. They are... sharp and rather useful in terms of punctuation and attention-catching. Also painful when hit, AND when being hit with. That's... all I got, folks.
Must it be bunnies?
YES, ANYA. SORRY, IT MUST. BECAUSE THEY ARE FLUFFY AND ADORABLE AND FLOPPY-EARED AND THEIR NOSES TWITCH. YES, I REALISE I'M NOT ACTUALLY MAKING THIS ANY BETTER. :DDD
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Date: 2012-02-29 10:32 am (UTC)Also Jeremy Renner's arms. ♥ And squinchy cheeks.
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Date: 2012-02-29 10:46 am (UTC)THE EYE CRINKLES IS WHAT GETS ME. ^_________^ ALSO, YES, ARMS, QUITE RIGHT. *_____*
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Date: 2012-02-29 10:47 am (UTC)YEAH, I APPRECIATE THE EYE CRINKLES TOO. *___*
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Date: 2012-02-29 03:05 pm (UTC):DDD
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Date: 2012-02-29 03:08 pm (UTC)BTW are you having trouble commenting on LJ too? Because I'm having the worst time. :(
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Date: 2012-03-01 12:37 am (UTC)and take advantage of himand sing karaoke. And fondly mock each other. Basically, he needs to be my best friend.I have been having tones of issues commenting on LJ, it usually only works half the time I try. fail, lj, FAIL. :(
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Date: 2012-03-01 06:53 am (UTC)Ugh they've been cocking things up more and more. I hate it so much when I can't talk to people. :((
ALSO, DUDE, YOUR ICON. *_______________*