If you are morally offended by fangirl squee, look away now

[sirona_fics]

OH MY GOD, I CAN'T EVEN. THOSE TWO, WHAT EVEN ARE THEY. OH MY GOD, THEY BRING ME SO MUCH JOY. <3<3<3 I DO NOT KNOW HOW I WILL STOP SMILING WHEN THERE'S THIS MUCH WIN AROUND. All gifs nabbed off Tumblr. Also, quoththewriter is AWESOME.

THE SHADOW-BOXING. THE DRAG. I CANNOT EVEN, I SWEAR.






WHAT EVEN. WHAT. I JUST. I LOVE THEM TO DISTRACTION.

Also:



IF THIS IS NOT IN THE DVD EXTRAS I WILL CRY AND CRY AND CRY AND BE GENERALLY INCONSOLABLE. THIS IS ACTUALLY CANON, YOU REALISE. THEY FILMED IT AND EVERYTHING.

In conclusion: MICHAEL FASSBENDER HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL.



Good god, those lips make me want to do all sorts of dirty, filthy things to that gorgeous wide mouth.

Comments

[rosalui.livejournal.com]

So I just saw this movie, and I can finally join in the squee. James McAvoy might own my soul now. >.>;

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

Have you been exposed to the McFassy interviews yet? The two of them are trufax at least 80% of why I love the film and ship Charles/Erik so hard.

Fassy has taken me by surprise, I'll admit. Going in, I had no idea who he was. Post-film? Yeah, I mean, he's fucking fit, right, I'm not blind and I'm only human. Post-McFassy interviews? I LOVE THEM BOTH TOO MUCH FOR WORDS. Here, let me induct you into the club: a list of all the live streaming interviews. This one in particular is a classic. And this one is James recounting the infamous Golf Cart Accident so deliciously that I found myself guffawing throughout.

WELCOME TO THE SQUEE!! <3

[rosalui.livejournal.com]

I've started watching these, yes. :D Love them!

[alba17.livejournal.com]

Haha, I just watched the drag one elsewhere. Love Charles' line. I wish drag!Erik was in it longer. I just read that it's on the Blu-Ray and not the DVD . Don't know if that's a reliable report.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

INCREDIBLE, ISN'T IT. Charles' line, the easy, unselfconscious affection, AJHAJGHHFG THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY SO IN LOVE. *____* Gah, BluRay, you say? I do have a BluRay player, I haven't actually hooked it up, yet, though. OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING TO FIX IN TIME FOR THE BLURAY COMING OUT.

[sejitsu.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT? RIGHT? I CANNOT COMPREHEND THIS LEVEL OF AWESOME. DRAGNETOOOOOO.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT EVEN, I CANNOT DEAL, I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM BARFING RAINBOWS RIGHT NOW, STILL. DRAGNETO YOU ARE THE PRETTIEST IN ALL THE LAND. <3

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

A;ALSHDKFSLJ;FJALKSHDLFJFDS!!

I have been dying to see the infamous drag scene, ohmigod ohmigod ohmigoooooood THANK YOU JAPAN.

What, no gifs or stills of Dragneto? (USING THAT EVERYWHERE, OHMIGOD.)

alsh;alhgsdlkhfls;hlkfjdsss that last gif ohmigod where is it from?! Because whatever it is OBVIOUSLY I NEED TO SEE IT. jsklahjkdhf oh my god I can't stop staring asldkhgsljfdls stubble, lips, whatever it is he's chewing on ohmigod I am going to develop an oral fixation. FILTHY FILTHY THINGS. THAT I WOULD DO. TO THAT MAN. OH MY GOD.

Brb, I'll be over here... spontaneously combusting, idk. O///O

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

HERE YOU GO, HONEY. FULL-ON DRAGNETO.




Also quoththewriter linked to this, which is apparently the full scene, IDK, I haven't watched it yet, OH, BUT I WILL.

THANK YOU JAPAN SHOULD BE A TAG, I FEEL. <3

I DON'T KNOOOOOW, THE TRAGEDY OF MY LIFE. I SHALL ASK their_darkness, I nicked it off her journal! :D FILTHY THINGS. SO FILTHY, LOOK AT HIM OH MY GIDDY AUNT. ORAL FIXATION, I AM ON BOARD. THAT MOUTH, JFC, HOW IS IT EVEN REAL. I STARED AT IT FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES LAST NIGHT.

Also, here's a full extended clip of the shadow-boxing! NEW MOST FAVOURITE THING. Remember when all those making-of pics for Inception came out? THIS IS BETTER, BECAUSE THE TWO OF THEM, LOOK AT ALL THE FUN THEY'VE BEEN HAVING, THIS IS TOO MUCH, LOOK AT JAMES' GIGGLES AND FASSY LOSING IT, OH MY GOD, I CANNOT DEAL, I CANNOT. I woke up all grumpy and ugh half an hour ago, AND NOW I AM BACK TO FULL-ON CHEER. THOSE TWO ARE MAGIC AND RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS AND SPRAYING GAY LOVE ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

*FLAILFLAILFLAILFLAILFLAIL* YES YES IT IS THE FULL CLIP AAAAAAAHHHHH YES THANK YOU INTERNETS, ALTHOUGH REALLY WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?! OH WELL NO COMPLAINTS NOW, MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. Ahahahahaha ohmigod I may never stop laughing, Fassy really doesn't make a very attractive woman, ahahahaha.

How much do I love young Charles Xavier, ohmigod, what a twatwaffle, I wish they hadn't cut that bit from the movie, because how awesome would it have been to see his kolohe* side more fleshed out? BUT WE'VE SEEN IT NOW, BITCHES, IT IS TOTALLY CANON. ...Man, how awesome would it be though if they did a special edition DVD release where they put all the cut-out scenes back in? TT_TT WANT.

DO FIND OUT I NEED TO KNOOOOOOW!!

ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY WANTED THEIR COMBINED SUPERPOWER TO BE ANYWAY? FLYING AROUND THE WORLD SPREADING LOVE. LOOK THEY'VE TOTALLY ALREADY ACHIEVED IT.

*Kolohe is a Hawaiian word, and I honestly couldn't think of a word that better summed up what I wanted to express. It sort of conveys... rascally, mischievous, trouble-maker, impish..

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

CHARLES, CHARLES, THAT FILTHY CHUCKLE, THAT CHEEKY EYEBROW THING YOU HAVE GOING, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, MAN. I LOVELOVE THIS SIDE OF CHARLES SO MUCH, I CANNOT EVEN. THAT WORD? NEW FAVOURITE WORD. I tend to use 'cheeky' to the same effect, it's the British to convey that.

IT IS NOT THAT FASSY DOESN'T MAKE AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN (although, now that you mention it, tchyah, not really) BUT IT'S THE FACT THAT COME ON, CHARLES CLEARLY HAS THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE, AND IMAGINED IT, BECAUSE CHECK OUT THE LEVEL OF DETAIL INVOLVED, THE FISHNETS, THE SUSPENDERS, THE BOOTS. AND HE CLEARLY FINDS IT AN... INTERESTING IMAGE. AND IT IS CANON. CHARLES FINDS DRAGNETO SEXXXXY. CANON, MAN. WHAT OTHER FANDOM CAN OFFER YOU CANON DRAG, CANON 'DARLING', AND CANON BED LOUNGING WITH SHOULDERS PRESSED TOGETHER? THIS FANDOM MIGHT BE THE DEATH OF ME YET.

FILTHY, FILTHY CHUCKLE, AND THE WAY HE LOOKS AT DRAGNETO IN THE END, OH MY HEART. HE LOOOOOOVES YOU, ERIK.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

*MOAR HIGH-PITCHED DOLPHIN NOISES* I NEED A GIF OF CHARLES MAKING THAT FACE, YOU KNOW THE ONE, JUST BEFORE HE PROJECTS TO ANGEL, LIKE HE'S THOUGHT OF SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLY DELICIOUS HE'S ABOUT TO DO, LOOK AT THAT FACE, HE OBVIOUSLY FANCIES ERIK'S PANTS OFF; HELL, HE WANTS ERIK'S PANTS OFF RIGHT THIS SECOND, LOOK AT THAT FAAAAACE, THOSE LIPS, THE HALF-LIDDED EYES AS HE THINKS ABOUT WHAT HE'S ABOUT TO PROJECT, GAH. GAH. I CANNOT HANDLE THE AWESOME, I CANNOT. BARFING RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE.

...JESUS, CHARLES, THE THINGS I WANT TO DO TO YOU WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE THAT.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

IT IS TRUE THAT THIS MOVIE IS THE GAYEST THING SINCE GAY.

I like the part where he starts to say, "That won't be necessary, although I'm sure it would be magical," before Erik cuts him off. Translation: "It's truly unfortunate that we're here for business, because A THREESOME WOULD BE FANTASTIC RIGHT ABOUT NOW." Young Chaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrlllleeesss I bet Patrick Stewart wishes he were still you. ♥_♥

Beeteedubs I love your drunk!Charles icon, omg.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES, SO MUCH. CHAAAAARLES, YOU ARE SUCH A BAD BOY UNDERNEATH ALL THE CARDIGANS! XP I bet Paddy Stewart totally envies James for getting to have all the fun! :D

DRUNK!CHARLES IS ADORABLE AND LOVELY. <3

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

God he totally is. Flirting constantly with every attractive person that comes within a few feet of him, drinking, sassing the CIA, teaming up with Erik to punk Angel during recruiting (and then punking Erik)... the man is a menace~.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

HE ISSSSSS, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. <3

[mindyfromohio.livejournal.com]

And people were actually *surprised* that there was an earthquake on the east coast the same day these clips hit the internet.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

Latest news: FANGIRL JOY BREAKS THE WORLD! :D :D

[mindyfromohio.livejournal.com]

Dude, it CRACKED THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT. The most phallic monument EVAR and even it could only have absorbed so much Erik/Charles hotness when they were filming the chess on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial scene. Those vidclips just pushed it right over the edge.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

SO MUCH YES. THE WORLD IS NOT READY FOR THE LEVEL OF SHEER AWESOME THAT IS CHARLES/ERIK. It is our duty, as fangirls, to prepare it. BY EXPOSING IT TO AS MUCH OF IT AS POSSIBLE. /nodnod

[mindyfromohio.livejournal.com]

WE WELCOME OUR MUTANT OVERLORDS. For they are hot and look good when you smish them together because they made woobie-faces at each other.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE BEST FANGIRL MANIFESTO EVER. WE MUST HAVE IT. WHY DO WE NOT HAVE ICONS OF THIS ALREADY, DEAR GOD. <3<3<3<3<3

CERTIFIED CHARLES/ERIK FANGIRL -- SMISHING THEM TOGETHER SINCE 2011.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha THIS!

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

that is so SO amazing. I can't stop laughing. And squealing.

And OMG, that last gif. death of me, geez.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE WHOLE SCENE IN HD. THIS IS TOO MUCH AWESOME TO CONTAIN IN ONE COMMENT. OH MY GOD, I THINK I WATCHED THIS 20 TIMES IN A ROW WHEN I FIRST FOUND IT, AND ALL I CAN SAY IS CHARLES XAVIER I <3 YOU AND YOUR FILTHY, FILTHY MIND. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

His mouth, WHAT IS IT EVEN.

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

I JUST DID, OMG. THANK YOU! AND HAD TO REBLOG, OF COURSE!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

I WANNA DO BAD THINGS WITH HIM. SO BAD. THIS SCENE DOES SO MANY THINGS FOR ME IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.