Title: Space Piracy: Lessons in Love, Ass-kicking, and Instant Noodles
Author(s):
sirona_gs and
prettypriestessPairing(s): Naruto/Sasuke, side Ino/Shikamaru, Sakura/Sai, Gaara/Neji, Kakashi/Iruka, Haku/Zabuza, past Naruto/Gaara, implied past Neji/Sasuke
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~ 64,200
Warnings: Violence, some gore, some crack, a creepy Kyuubi, m/m sex
Summary: Ninjas IN SPACE! Join Soragakure's pirate ship captain, Uzumaki Naruto and his crew of misfits on an epic adventure, spanning whole galaxies as they fight to gain control of a viciously dangerous viral mainframe, parts of which are contained in the partly-cyborg bodies of nine men and women all over the known universe. Enemies become friends and friends become something more in a frantic race to outrun the unscrupulous Akatsuki organisation and the corrupt Alliance of space cities and steal a weapon that may mean the end of creation as they know it.
Notes: This started out as a fun and silly 20K story for the
bigbangttebayo, a word limit we were a little worried we might not make when we started off. And then we got to writing, and then it sort of ran away from us a lot. It's still a love story, though, and we had an almost obscene amount of fun writing it. There is a
fanmix created for this fic by the ever-wonderful
ryuutchi, who also made us the gorgeous banner below!
Posted to DW, since it's a hell of a long story, and it would take seven entries to post to LJ in its entirety! D: I feel exceedingly proud at having wrangled the DW coding! :D
Space Piracy: Lessons in Love, Ass-kicking, and Instant Noodles 1/2 and
2/2You can also read it in one place on
ff.net.
ETA: DW or no, I really want to have all my fics here, even just for archiving purposes, so I'm going to repost the story here, too (I'm not taking it off DW, though). This is Part One.
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