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Eeeee h50_exchange fic! \0/

Author: sirona_gs
Recipient: thismuchmore
Title: You put the lime in the coconut (and add the pineapple)
Rating:NC-17
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Steve/Danny
Summary: Danny hates that he has to go undercover with Steve again, at a gay bar no less. He doesn't even know how he's supposed to flirt with the goof --without giving his ridiculous crush away, that is. Still, he has to give it to Steve -- the guy makes a mean cocktail.
Warnings: Pining, cocktails, cockteasing, just cocks, a wee bit of angst, fluff. Unvocalised homophobia (on the part of the bad guy, dealt with swiftly and with intent).
Word Count: ~6,200
Disclaimer: All Hawaii Five-0 characters herein are the property of CBS. No copyright infringement is intended. All characters engaging in sexual activity are 16 years or older.
Author's Notes: thismuchmore asked for Domestic situations, sleepy sex, first times, pretend dating (especially if they have to pretend to date for the sake of a case), pining, one character thinking his feelings are unrequited when they're actually requited, humor mixed with a little bit of angst, getting-together stories, stories that involve any and all of these things set against the backdrop of a case, happy/hopeful endings. I am proud to say that I think I managed to squeeze almost all those things in there! \0/ Thanks as ever to my wonderful, priceless SuperBeta zolac_no_miko.


( Shake them both up! )

Title: I've got my rock moves
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: NC-17 like whoa
Word count: ~3,000 (how is the smutty sequel almost twice the length of the first piece, I don't even know)
Warnings: none that are not implied by the rating.
Summary: There's no one quite like Danny -- not that Steve knows. It's irresistible.
Notes: Sequel to Hold It (Just Like That). Because everyone asked, and, er. I couldn't stop thinking about it once I started. So there. Seriously very NC-17, oh god. I've kind of fallen in love with this verse a little. There may or may not be more of it in the future.


( I'm gonna show you tonight )

Title: Mission 'Secure Danno's Affections'
Authors: delicatale and sirona_gs
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: Hard R
Word count: ~8,300
Warnings: er, fluff?
Summary: Steve realises just how much time he's been spending with Gracie when that's how he starts referring to his plan to woo Danny through terrible, heart-attack-inducing Jersey food. He has researched, he has strategized, he has called in reinforcements. There really isn't any way this could go wrong.
Notes: So delicatale said to me, DO YOU KNOW THAT FIC WHERE STEVE SPENDS HOURS AND HOURS LEARNING HOW TO COOK ALL THE BEST SPECIALITIES OF NJ TO MAKE DANNY HAPPY AND DANNY IS OBLIVIOUS BECAUSE THAT'S WHO HE IS? BECAUSE THAT FIC SHOULD EXIST. Thus, there you have it! And because we were both feeling a little low, and needed a pick-me-up, this got written in literally under 10 hours, all told. Also, it's come to our notice that there are apparently a lot of people out there right now who are feeling ill, or under the weather, or a little low. So this is for all of you guys, with our love. <3


( Mission 'Secure Danno's Affections' Commence! )

Three more are up:

Danny's Delivery Service for andrealyn.
Steve/Danny. AU in which Danny is an old-school witch who can weave love spells and Five-0 thinks he's been using his mojo for evil (but really, he's not, those idiots fell in love all by themselves). Oh, but this was just delicious to write! <3

The care and feeding of recalcitrant Steves for kristen999.
Steve is delirious (fever, drugged what have you) and Danny has to talk him down from a (tree, roof, anywhere). Can be humorous, serious/scary, or any combo. This... kind of devolved into crack, a little bit. >.>;;

Old Grenade-hand, for siehn.
Steve/Danny. Old West AU. Heee, this was so much fun! :D

Title: A happy twinkling in the heart
Rating: PG
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Steve/Danny + Grace
Summary: Just a normal Sunday morning chez the McGarrett-Williams household.
Warnings: A little bit of angst, mostly industrial quantities of fluff.
Word Count: ~2,200
Author's Notes: Written for siehn, for help_yca. She asked for a mixture of angst and fluff, something quiet, family-oriented sort of thing with Grace, and the beach. I hope you enjoy it, love! <3


( A happy twinkling in the heart )

Title: I want you to want me
Author: sirona_gs
Artist: sparklycockles
Pairing: (central) Steve/Danny, many minor pairings.
Word Count: ~46,000
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: They're not mine, which is the greatest tragedy of my life.
Warning: Graphic violence (of the fistcuffs variety), hints of child neglect at the start, minors fighting, minor character death (pre-story), canon character death, angst. Don't worry, though -- this is meant to be a happy story, I promise. We'll get there.
Summary: It's all his damned knee's fault. If it wasn't for his body's betrayal, no one would have found out about the fight club, or about his dad practically leaving them to fend for themselves after their mother's death. And they certainly wouldn't have sent the four of them kids to Hawai'i, to live with their aunt and uncle. Although, Danny has to admit that the class president offers a not-so-small consolation... A.k.a. Danny gets sent to Hawai'i to finish high school, and meets the gang, and kind of falls in love.
Author's Note: Written for h50_bigbang. At its heart this is a High School AU where the boys meet pretty much 16 years before the events of the series, and follows their relationship up to 1.08 -- although due to the nature of the story, it is AU throughout as it allows for the fact that the two of them know each other. It follows canon as much as possible, although I admit to fibbing Mrs McGarrett's time and date of death to suit the story. This story would honestly not exist if it wasn't for zolac_no_miko. She talked me off ledges, researched and explained all things Hawai'i like a superhero for me, and practically glued this story together with her enthusiasm and support, for which I am pathetically grateful. I could not have done it without her, and that's the truth. Thanks, babe. ♥ All remaining mistakes are my own.





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Title: I want you to want me
Pairing: (central) Steve/Danny, many minor pairings.
Word Count: ~46,000 (~2,100 this part)
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Graphic violence (of the fistcuffs variety), hints of child neglect at the start, minors fighting, minor character death (pre-story), canon character death, angst. Don't worry, though -- this is meant to be a happy story, I promise. We'll get there.


Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four


( Part Five )

Title: I want you to want me
Pairing: (central) Steve/Danny, many minor pairings.
Word Count: ~46,000 (~10,000 this part)
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Graphic violence (of the fistcuffs variety), hints of child neglect at the start, minors fighting, minor character death (pre-story), canon character death, angst. Don't worry, though -- this is meant to be a happy story, I promise. We'll get there.


Part One | Part Two


( Part Three )

Title: I want you to want me
Pairing: (central) Steve/Danny, many minor pairings.
Word Count: ~46,000 (~6,700 this part)
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Graphic violence (of the fistcuffs variety), hints of child neglect in this part, minors fighting, minor character death (pre-story), canon character death, angst. Don't worry, though -- this is meant to be a happy story, I promise. We'll get there.






( I want you to want me )

I got blindsided by this thing today, like I haven't been for a few weeks at least. I don't even know what it is, but it wouldn't leave me alone, so.


Title: The long wait
Fandom(s): Sherlock, Hawaii Five-0
Pairing: Sherlock/John, Harry/Clara, Danny/Rachel, implied past (and future) Steve/Danny
Word count: ~2,000
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crossover, angst, pining, Sherlock's POV, hopeful ending (if I say so myself)
Disclaimer: Sherlock and Hawaii Five-0 belong to their creators.
Summary Sherlock gets dragged by John to Harry and Clara's ultrasound appointment. Expecting to be bored out of his mind, he falls to his usual hobby of detection. His attention is captured by a reconciled couple who are expecting their second child, but it's not hard to work out that things between them are not going all that swimmingly.
Notes: It hit me today that Sherlock is only half an inch shorter than Steve, and I wondered what Danny might make of it if he happened to see it while he was on holiday to London with a pregnant Rachel. And then Sherlock kind of took over.


( The long wait )