We're gonna run out of cake at this rate

Posting this while LJ still works for me (which it is doing spottily at the moment). I'll be away from very early tomorrow morning until sometime Sunday. I'll probably be AWOL, but I might be able to check my email at some point. Maybe. So if you're desperate to find me, try there.

In other news, that fun little thing me and delicatale have been writing? FINISHED AT 15K. I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE. But we did have ridiculous amounts of fun, so mission accomplished, I guess! \0/ It shall be posted sometime around or possibly before Monday, probably on delicatale's journal, but I shall link from here, too.

I am toying with a few stories and plot bunnies right now, but it's anyone's guess what will get written when. Meanwhile I leave you with three drabbles written for various prompts. All of them are not quite WS, if you know what I mean. ;D All of them also on AO3.


Oral fixation
Steve/Danny
Hawaii Five-0
~760 words
Written for stjarna1984, in response to this picture:




( Danny's sister sends him an old video tape. Steve is intrigued, to say the least. )



Fashion Baby
Steve/Danny
Hawaii Five-0
~1,600 words
Written for tailoredshirt's Suit & Uniform Kink Meme.




Multi-fandom Suit & Uniform Kink Meme
All fandoms, characters, pairings, and ratings
Find the prompts here

( Undercover at a fashion show. )



The ties that bind
Steve/Danny
Hawaii Five-0
~780 words
Written for tailoredshirt's Suit & Uniform Kink Meme.

( Steve has to get dressed up (undercover, meeting, wedding, funeral, whatever) and he wears one of Danny's ties. Danny recognizes it and spends the whole day obsessed with Steve wearing his tie. )

Title: All my heart I will lay down precisely at your feet
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~18,200 (9,029 this part)
Warnings: non-fatal gunshot wounds, pining
Summary: Lt Cmdr Steve McGarrett is the leader of SEAL Team Six. When the workers at a foreign embassy are taken hostage, his team is dispatched to neutralise the threat and get the hostages to safety. Steve thinks it's just a routine mission. He doesn't realise that rescuing a certain ex-cop and his daughter is about to change the rest of his life.
Notes: This is my version of a Harlequin novel, basically. Disgustingly romantic, often trope-abusing, writing this was pure indulgence. I claim absolutely no knowledge of SEAL Sekrit Operations, flying a plane, or the practicalities of American embassies or bases in foreign countries. All I learned about that stuff I've learned it off the internet and reading silly romantic novels. Sad, I know. This story is very loosely based on a Harlequin novel I may have read slightly too often before I donated it to Oxfam. Thanks go to delicatale for hand-holding and much-needed squee, and to quoththewriter for looking it over. Title from The Bird And The Bee's Love Letter to Japan, which is the theme song for this fic. I would now ask you to suspend disbelief and indulge yourselves in a slightly unrealistic Harlequin Romance, Steve/Danny style.


( I am yours for as long as you will have me )

You may remember that strange weird story I moaned and whined about a while back, the one that whacked me around the head and demanded to be written, taking a piece of my soul with it for good measure. Well, here it is!


Title: Still a whisper on my lips
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 5,300
Warnings: D/s (under)tones, bondage, some angst, spoilers for 1.08.
Summary: John McGarrett's garage is not the first time Steve and Danny meet. In fact, they meet ten years earlier, each of them looking for something to make them forget. Unfortunately, that night is not something Danny can just leave behind. An exploration of trust in its various incarnations.
Notes: Written for h50_flashfic's Alternative Universe challenge. Countless thanks to delicatale, stjarna1984, and imaginarycircus for the read-overs and hand-holding; this fic really needed it for some reason! And as always, all my love to SuperBeta zolac_no_miko for fic wrangling duties! Title from Days Go By by Dirty Vegas. Originally posted at h50_flashfic


( Still a whisper on my lips )

Er. I... co-wrote fic. Again. I really have to stop letting delicatale talk me into writing stuff! /0\ BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN, and we've been meaning to write this one for a while, AND IT'S ALL SCOTTY CAAN'S FAULT, HIM AND HIS FUZZY JUMPER I WANT TO NUZZLE. Steve wants to, too -- which is how this story came about in the first place. >.>

Title: Out of our minds and out of time, the story of a sweater
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 7,801
Summary: Five times Danny's beloved soft, fuzzy cotton sweater makes an appearance.
Notes: SILLY AND FLUFFY AND SWEET AND AKHGAJFG BOYS IN LOVE <33333 Basically, as happy-making as we could make it. Posted on delicatale's LJ. Thanks goes to stjarna1984 for the lightning-quick beta job.

I co-wrote fic! :)

Authors: delicatale and sirona_gs
Title: Fighting Chance
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Word count: ~11,300
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: non-specific past violence (as pertaining to Danny's boxing days).
Summary: The fic in which Danny has a past - as an angry kid that used his Uncle's boxing club to keep his frustrations from exploding all over the world - and Steve is totally, stupidly in love. And finds strange ways to express it, which luckily happen to be taylor-made for Danny.
Notes: Written with delicatale, beta'ed by stjarna1984. Many, many thanks as usual to my all-purpose Hawai'i resource, a.k.a. zolac_no_miko! Much fun was had! Inspired by this picture, and this picture and this picture.


At Delicatale's journal
On AO3

I... don't actually know what this is. I blame Pride and Prejudice being on telly this morning. And that scene came on, and all I could think about was what Steve would be feeling if it had been him walking away from Danny's house, the future sparkling with potential, and not been able to sleep before he talked to his beloved again.

So. Here's That Scene, Steve/Danny style. As you would no doubt be aware, I don't own most of the dialogue. That would be my beloved Miss Austen's genius stretching its fingers.


Steve/Danny
Hawaii Five-0
PG
~1,000 words

( you must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you )

Title: Morning finds you still warm and breathing
Pairing: Steve/Danny eventual
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~7,500
Disclaimer: Characters belong to CBS.
Warnings: Non-permanent de-aging.
Summary: Danny's not answering his phone, and Steve is not panicking. Not at all, no, it's fine, it's not like Danny got doused with a suspicious gas compound during yesterday's bust--except that he did, and now Steve is taking Not Panicking to a whole new level. A de-aged BB!Danny fic.
Notes: Please to be suspending disbelief about the science -- it's complete bogus, as most of you suspect. This fic is for andrealyn, who not only gave me the plot bunny, but betaed it for me -- and she did it in 23 minutes. I thought I had a quick beta turnaround!! Title from This Tornado Loves You by Neko Case.



( Morning finds you still warm and breathing )

Oh my god, I can't stop writing those two. /0\ This is what happens when I think of Danny burrowing his face in Steve's neck. Warning for trauma-induced nightmare.


Just Breathe
Steve/Danny
Hawaii Five-0
~600 words


( Coda to episode 1.20 )

Well, I don't know about Danny, but apparently this is my life now. I am doomed. But what a way to go! ...Why am I even still awake, I have to be at work in six hours' time. /0\ Have I mentioned how much I hate my muse when he perks up at 10 past midnight?

Written for the Beginnings and Endings challenge at h50_flashfic.

Title: In the eye of the beholder
Rating: PG
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Word count: ~800
Summary: In which Steve is bowled over by a pair of hopeful brown eyes, and Danny isn't far behind.
Notes: Original post here at h50_flashfic.

( Unapologetic fluff this-a-way )

Title: А constant satellite оf your blazing sun
Word count: ~8,500
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Steve's feelings? Should there be a warning for that? Let's say angst, but Danny makes it better. Some violent imagery, non-explicit for past cases.
Disclaimer: Hawaii Five-0 belongs to CBS.
Summary: When a case from Danny's past comes back to haunt him, Steve can't begrudge any help they can get to put it to rest. If only said help didn't have to come in the shape of a too-handsome FBI agent that Danny seems all too familiar with...
Notes: Written for the Steve/Danny After Holidays Prompt Fest, for prompt #25: An old buddy from Jersey visits - and he and Danny act for all the world like former boyfriends who are ready and willing to pick up where they left off. Steve, naturally, is not happy. First-time. I've tried to stick to the prompt as much as possible, even when this started growing like the monster it is. All my love to zolac_no_miko, SuperBeta extraordinaire, who's worth her weight in gold. Title from Vienna Teng's "Gravity".


( А constant satellite оf your blazing sun )